Tuesday, August 21, 2007

No I don't want to join your fucking network!

Lately a number of the management chuds at the fucked company that pays me every two weeks to grace them with my stale beer farts have begun to setup profiles on LinkedIn.com. LinkedIn.com is a MySpace for yuppie/professional executive fucks who want to pretend as if anyone gives a shit about whom they blew/blow to move up the corporate ladder.
Of course the entire site is just a big scam to get you to reveal personal information to spammers, scammers, stalkers and the usual recruiter trash + make them add revenue while trying to sell you shit that you don’t want or need. Every other day one of the mouth breathing trogs sends me an invite. Gee, I want to add you because somehow joining your group of ass grabbing retards on this site is going to make my career take off!
Anyway, I will post some vacation pics tomorrow. My first batch of Ale is almost ready for bottling and I probably won’t post until later this weekend because 120 footer (estimate since I didn’t measure the thing with a fucking ruler) went down near the driveway from my neighbor’s yard leaving a path of destruction that means ITS CHAINSAW FUN TIME!!! So I’m going to be a lumber jack for a little while. At least I will have plenty of firewood.

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