Monday, August 27, 2007

Calling all derivative traders: Eat shit and die

My first PM/Dev manager (ok Im revealing some P.I. here but fuck it already) was one of these coked up shit heads. He was a coked up shit head too! (Hi Rob. I see you have not had an IT job since 2000. ahahahahhaah fuck you) The first time I met him when I flew in from the home office, he was in the emergency room because he overdosed on his "medication".

So Mr. Derivatie aka CDO,CMO trader eat it and die. Oh and to the fuck tards who participated on the butt fuckee side of this (any subprimers in the house)
If you read this and think its a good idea depsite the fact that you make 10K a year working at Cletus Mc. Sister fuckers double wide factory - You = too stupid to fucking breath.

*The $483.00 payment is based on the borrower selecting the minimum monthly payment option on a $145,000 adjustable first mortgage loan using a minimum payment interest of 4.00% (which is calculated by taking the actual interest rate minus 3.00%). The actual interest rate is 7.000% with a 7.469% APR.

By selecting this option, the loan has the potential for negative amortization. The minimum payment does not cover all of the interest that is owed for the month and, therefore, you will incur deferred interest that is added on to the balance of the mortgage. You may make the minimum monthly payment for up to 5 years or until your new mortgage balance is 115% of the original mortgage amount.

I'm not making this shit up.
Please everyone involved in this Kill Self Fuck Body!

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