"Hank, what a surprise, you're calling me on the secure line."
"Mr. Vice President, I just talked to Bernanke and we both think it's time to initiate some of the actions discussed in our last meeting at Camp David."
"What did you have in mind Hank, you know the election is coming-"
"Dick, we need to activate NSC protocols and I'm referring specifically to NSDDN 500. The justifications are clear under the Patriot Act, and our intent is to eliminate the spread of false and misleading economic information from bloggers and websites."
"Jesus H Christ Hank, is it that bad? I thought you and Fahad had a deal""
"Ken Lewis and our buddy Rubin both tell me they are going to have really bad news and they can't shelve it much longer. King Fahad is with us, but recent developments show we need a lot more capital than he and his partners can provide. We have two, maybe three weeks to put a lid on the money center bank issues, and if we have the usual leaks from Commerce or Executive it could get ugly since these damn web sites get the stuff out so fast. I'm talking major runs and we'd need Congress to come back in emergency session to fund the bailouts."
Dammit Hank, you know we can't use that kind of language! That asshole Rubin has lied to me for the last time! OK sorry, Jesus my pacemaker is kicking in --OK Hank, I'll call an emergency NSC meeting for this afternoon. Tell Ben I'm on board and I'm pretty sure W is too."
"Thank you sir"
Monday, August 4, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Fuck i've been busy
Sorry tards. Have been too busy to chat. What with two little ones to raise and a crumbling economy to survive. Lets see. Got back from Teched08 last week in Orlando. Took the kids and Mrs Anarchy to see Mickey in Orlando. So far am still employed. Not sure how much longer that will last with the coming collapse. At least I have a shit load of firewood. Here is what is coming up this summer.
Currency collapse on its way fuckers!
Currency collapse on its way fuckers!
Sunday, May 4, 2008
First Housing Panic... then Oil Panic, next Food Panic and now SHIT PANIC!
That's right.. The next panic is now in shit. Thanks to Keith for this one (of Housing Panic fame)
http://biz.yahoo.com/nytimes/080430/1194770341872.html?.v=6
Shortages Threaten Farmers’ Key Tool: Fertilizer
Some kinds of fertilizer have nearly tripled in price in the last year, keeping farmers from buying all they need. That is one of many factors contributing to a rise in food prices that, according to the United Nations’ World Food Program, threatens to push tens of millions of poor people into malnutrition.
Protests over high food prices have erupted across the developing world, and the stability of governments from Senegal to the Philippines is threatened.
In the United States, farmers in Iowa eager to replenish nutrients in the soil have increased the age-old practice of spreading hog manure on fields. In India, the cost of subsidizing fertilizer for farmers has soared, leading to political dispute. And in Africa, plans to stave off hunger by increasing crop yields are suddenly in jeopardy.
The squeeze on the supply of fertilizer has been building for roughly five years. Rising demand for food and biofuels prompted farmers everywhere to plant more crops. As demand grew, the fertilizer mines and factories of the world proved unable to keep up.
http://biz.yahoo.com/nytimes/080430/1194770341872.html?.v=6
Shortages Threaten Farmers’ Key Tool: Fertilizer
Some kinds of fertilizer have nearly tripled in price in the last year, keeping farmers from buying all they need. That is one of many factors contributing to a rise in food prices that, according to the United Nations’ World Food Program, threatens to push tens of millions of poor people into malnutrition.
Protests over high food prices have erupted across the developing world, and the stability of governments from Senegal to the Philippines is threatened.
In the United States, farmers in Iowa eager to replenish nutrients in the soil have increased the age-old practice of spreading hog manure on fields. In India, the cost of subsidizing fertilizer for farmers has soared, leading to political dispute. And in Africa, plans to stave off hunger by increasing crop yields are suddenly in jeopardy.
The squeeze on the supply of fertilizer has been building for roughly five years. Rising demand for food and biofuels prompted farmers everywhere to plant more crops. As demand grew, the fertilizer mines and factories of the world proved unable to keep up.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Bro/Preppie Boy rape awareness.
So apparently there is a new national trend where the male Abercrombie tards are now raping each other.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
AnarchyX needs to find a new job:
Yikes.. Check this memo out from senior management at the bustling tard factory where I am employed:
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management."
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.
Persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management."
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