My first PM/Dev manager (ok Im revealing some P.I. here but fuck it already) was one of these coked up shit heads. He was a coked up shit head too! (Hi Rob. I see you have not had an IT job since 2000. ahahahahhaah fuck you) The first time I met him when I flew in from the home office, he was in the emergency room because he overdosed on his "medication".
So Mr. Derivatie aka CDO,CMO trader eat it and die. Oh and to the fuck tards who participated on the butt fuckee side of this (any subprimers in the house)
If you read this and think its a good idea depsite the fact that you make 10K a year working at Cletus Mc. Sister fuckers double wide factory - You = too stupid to fucking breath.
*The $483.00 payment is based on the borrower selecting the minimum monthly payment option on a $145,000 adjustable first mortgage loan using a minimum payment interest of 4.00% (which is calculated by taking the actual interest rate minus 3.00%). The actual interest rate is 7.000% with a 7.469% APR.
By selecting this option, the loan has the potential for negative amortization. The minimum payment does not cover all of the interest that is owed for the month and, therefore, you will incur deferred interest that is added on to the balance of the mortgage. You may make the minimum monthly payment for up to 5 years or until your new mortgage balance is 115% of the original mortgage amount.
I'm not making this shit up.
Please everyone involved in this Kill Self Fuck Body!
Monday, August 27, 2007
Come on dude. Im trying to piss. Stop looking at my pee-pee
What is up with the republitards man? Another one turns out to be a closeted stool pusher. Look I love gay people. I've had pleny of gay friends in my life. Fuck if you look at a picture of me from high school you would think i was (Im not. I just wore too much eye liner and nail polish + chains and leather) If you are gay, thats fine but don't turn the public rest rooms into the buttfucking room. Just live your life already get out of the rest room and act like a normal human being who happens to like shoving gerbils up their ass in the bedroom. (poor gerbils..)
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2007/08/breaking-news-s.html
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2007/08/breaking-news-s.html
Afghan opium crop soars to frightening levels!
http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSISL20749120070827
In other news. The wife and I are hosting our first (and probably last for a while) happy hour since fall 2004 Next Saturday (9/8). No Afghani smack though please. Also I planning my next concoction that should be ready by Halloween. This will be Anarchy X's spooky shit Ale. Wormwood + Salvia + Pumpkin + hopped like hell = pants shitting fun! My Tin foil hat amber ale is in stage two (fermenting in the bottle + the bottleing bucket). So far its great. I think I went overboard on the hops though + there is way more sediment than I expected. Still tastest great and should get some of you folks pretty fucked up.
In other news. The wife and I are hosting our first (and probably last for a while) happy hour since fall 2004 Next Saturday (9/8). No Afghani smack though please. Also I planning my next concoction that should be ready by Halloween. This will be Anarchy X's spooky shit Ale. Wormwood + Salvia + Pumpkin + hopped like hell = pants shitting fun! My Tin foil hat amber ale is in stage two (fermenting in the bottle + the bottleing bucket). So far its great. I think I went overboard on the hops though + there is way more sediment than I expected. Still tastest great and should get some of you folks pretty fucked up.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
No I don't want to join your fucking network!
Lately a number of the management chuds at the fucked company that pays me every two weeks to grace them with my stale beer farts have begun to setup profiles on LinkedIn.com. LinkedIn.com is a MySpace for yuppie/professional executive fucks who want to pretend as if anyone gives a shit about whom they blew/blow to move up the corporate ladder.
Of course the entire site is just a big scam to get you to reveal personal information to spammers, scammers, stalkers and the usual recruiter trash + make them add revenue while trying to sell you shit that you don’t want or need. Every other day one of the mouth breathing trogs sends me an invite. Gee, I want to add you because somehow joining your group of ass grabbing retards on this site is going to make my career take off!
Anyway, I will post some vacation pics tomorrow. My first batch of Ale is almost ready for bottling and I probably won’t post until later this weekend because 120 footer (estimate since I didn’t measure the thing with a fucking ruler) went down near the driveway from my neighbor’s yard leaving a path of destruction that means ITS CHAINSAW FUN TIME!!! So I’m going to be a lumber jack for a little while. At least I will have plenty of firewood.
Of course the entire site is just a big scam to get you to reveal personal information to spammers, scammers, stalkers and the usual recruiter trash + make them add revenue while trying to sell you shit that you don’t want or need. Every other day one of the mouth breathing trogs sends me an invite. Gee, I want to add you because somehow joining your group of ass grabbing retards on this site is going to make my career take off!
Anyway, I will post some vacation pics tomorrow. My first batch of Ale is almost ready for bottling and I probably won’t post until later this weekend because 120 footer (estimate since I didn’t measure the thing with a fucking ruler) went down near the driveway from my neighbor’s yard leaving a path of destruction that means ITS CHAINSAW FUN TIME!!! So I’m going to be a lumber jack for a little while. At least I will have plenty of firewood.
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Need more Conception
This should do the trick. I love In your multitude. I forgot that this site is named after them and here I am babbling about the collapse of our banking system as opposed to ranting about a defunct Norwegian power prog band.
I have my two year old listening to them now. She asks to hear "Rocky Roll" so I have to hand over my MP3 player for her to listen for a few minutes. It beats her being addicted to Lori Berkner and Barney I guess. Oh well, I now have 467 emails to go through. Probably about 90 of them are Nigerian banking scams + 200 or so from work. This is going to be fun.
I have my two year old listening to them now. She asks to hear "Rocky Roll" so I have to hand over my MP3 player for her to listen for a few minutes. It beats her being addicted to Lori Berkner and Barney I guess. Oh well, I now have 467 emails to go through. Probably about 90 of them are Nigerian banking scams + 200 or so from work. This is going to be fun.
Friday, August 17, 2007
And so it begins!
Ok now.. Who fucking called it.. (Anarchy X did). Where I fucked up is that who would knew how long this game would last. I figured SHTF would be in late 05/early 06. I was wrong. However what is transpiring is actually not cool. We are starting to see bankruns with Country Wide getting it hard. (I called them fucked back in early July)
Here is what will probably spell the end of the shareholder nation era of wall street - Anarchy X expects this to play out with other too big to fall banks this fall. Expect G-W to shut down the banking system for a few months while we turn into Argentina.
LA times article synopsis:
A rush to pull out cash
Worried about the stability of mortgage giant Countrywide Financial, depositors crowd branches. In Laguna Niguel, Bill Ashmore drove his Porsche Cayenne to the bank's office and waited half an hour to cash out $500,000. "It's got my wife totally freaked out," he said.
By E. Scott Reckard and Annette Haddad
August 17, 2007
Anxious customers jammed the phone lines and website of Countrywide Bank and crowded its branch offices to pull out their savings because of concerns about the financial problems of the mortgage lender that owns the bank.
Countrywide Financial Corp., the biggest home-loan company in the nation, sought Thursday to assure depositors and the financial industry that both it and its bank were fiscally stable. And federal regulators said they weren't alarmed by the volume of withdrawals from the bank.
The mortgage lender said it would further tighten its loan standards and make fewer large mortgages. Those moves could make it harder to get a home loan and further depress the housing market in California and other states.
The rush to withdraw money -- by depositors that included a former Los Angeles Kings star hockey player and an executive of a rival home-loan company -- came a day after fears arose that Countrywide Financial could file for bankruptcy protection because of a worsening credit crunch stemming from the sub-prime mortgage meltdown.
Here is what will probably spell the end of the shareholder nation era of wall street - Anarchy X expects this to play out with other too big to fall banks this fall. Expect G-W to shut down the banking system for a few months while we turn into Argentina.
LA times article synopsis:
A rush to pull out cash
Worried about the stability of mortgage giant Countrywide Financial, depositors crowd branches. In Laguna Niguel, Bill Ashmore drove his Porsche Cayenne to the bank's office and waited half an hour to cash out $500,000. "It's got my wife totally freaked out," he said.
By E. Scott Reckard and Annette Haddad
August 17, 2007
Anxious customers jammed the phone lines and website of Countrywide Bank and crowded its branch offices to pull out their savings because of concerns about the financial problems of the mortgage lender that owns the bank.
Countrywide Financial Corp., the biggest home-loan company in the nation, sought Thursday to assure depositors and the financial industry that both it and its bank were fiscally stable. And federal regulators said they weren't alarmed by the volume of withdrawals from the bank.
The mortgage lender said it would further tighten its loan standards and make fewer large mortgages. Those moves could make it harder to get a home loan and further depress the housing market in California and other states.
The rush to withdraw money -- by depositors that included a former Los Angeles Kings star hockey player and an executive of a rival home-loan company -- came a day after fears arose that Countrywide Financial could file for bankruptcy protection because of a worsening credit crunch stemming from the sub-prime mortgage meltdown.
Saturday, August 11, 2007
I need one of these!
MUST FIND WHERE TO BUY THIS FOR MY BASEMENT!!!
piss controlled video game system to detect if you are too drunk to drive
piss controlled video game system to detect if you are too drunk to drive
Love plug
When I was 4, my older sister told me that if I stuck my mom's car key in the upstairs electric socket it would open up a secret door. Being an impressionable child, I followed her commands and was thrown back by the resulting blast of electricity and had some nice burns to show off to my friends. I'm lucky I didn't get killed or burn down the house..
This Fuck-tard takes that story to a whole new level. Yes... He puts his Wee-Wee into the electric socket.
Also I will be on vacation next week so I am turning over the blog to some random degenerates to post. (I follow a strict no electronic device policy when on vacation. I'm plugged in for 51 weeks a year. I need a fucking break)
Loveplug - Watch the best video clips here
This Fuck-tard takes that story to a whole new level. Yes... He puts his Wee-Wee into the electric socket.
Also I will be on vacation next week so I am turning over the blog to some random degenerates to post. (I follow a strict no electronic device policy when on vacation. I'm plugged in for 51 weeks a year. I need a fucking break)
Loveplug - Watch the best video clips here
Thursday, August 9, 2007
WTF? Elvis song used to sell boner pills?
What the fuck is wrong with this country. I just saw (Im sure its been out for a while but I don't whatch much TV so bear with me) an add featuring a group of boner impaired boomer fucks singing Viva Viagra. I don't want to think about these assholes getting hardons. And why are we now using Elvis to sell dick pills? Fuck boomers and thier floppy non functioning cocks.. Get that shit off my TV. I don't want to have to explain to my two year old what an erection is. Its going to be tough enough keeping them away from her when she's a teenager.
Lets have another eat shit and die for Viagra.
Lets have another eat shit and die for Viagra.
Lets have an eat shit and die for Country Wide Financial!
Ha ha.. I told you fuckers this one was next. Did everyone short the hell out of it this week?
Countrywide Hit by Credit Market Woes
By JAMES R. HAGERTY
August 9, 2007 7:16 p.m.
Countrywide Financial Corp. faces "unprecedented disruptions" in debt and mortgage-finance markets that could hurt earnings and the company's financial condition, the Calabasas, Calif., lender said in a regulatory filing.
The company, the largest U.S. home mortgage lender in terms of loan volume, said reduced demand from investors is prompting it to retain more of its loans rather than selling them. The company also has been shoring up its finances. "While we believe we have adequate funding liquidity," it said in a quarterly filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission, "the situation is rapidly evolving and the impact on the company is unknown."
Payments were at least 30 days late on about 20% of "nonprime" mortgages serviced by Countrywide as of June 30, up from 14% a year earlier. Nonprime includes loans to people with weak credit records and high debt in relation to their income, as well as to people who don't document their income or assets. On prime home equity loans, the delinquency rate was 3.7%, up from 1.5% a year before. For all loans, the rate was 5%, up from 3.9%.
In a sign of the growing difficulty in selling loans, Countrywide said that it transferred $1 billion of nonprime mortgages from its "held for sale" category to "held for investment" in the first half. Countrywide marked the value of those loans down to $800 million. It also decided to retain as investments, rather than sell, $700 million of prime home equity loans, marking them down to $600 million. Countrywide has said many of those home equity loans were second-lien mortgages used by people who put little or no money down in buying a house.
Countrywide Hit by Credit Market Woes
By JAMES R. HAGERTY
August 9, 2007 7:16 p.m.
Countrywide Financial Corp. faces "unprecedented disruptions" in debt and mortgage-finance markets that could hurt earnings and the company's financial condition, the Calabasas, Calif., lender said in a regulatory filing.
The company, the largest U.S. home mortgage lender in terms of loan volume, said reduced demand from investors is prompting it to retain more of its loans rather than selling them. The company also has been shoring up its finances. "While we believe we have adequate funding liquidity," it said in a quarterly filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission, "the situation is rapidly evolving and the impact on the company is unknown."
Payments were at least 30 days late on about 20% of "nonprime" mortgages serviced by Countrywide as of June 30, up from 14% a year earlier. Nonprime includes loans to people with weak credit records and high debt in relation to their income, as well as to people who don't document their income or assets. On prime home equity loans, the delinquency rate was 3.7%, up from 1.5% a year before. For all loans, the rate was 5%, up from 3.9%.
In a sign of the growing difficulty in selling loans, Countrywide said that it transferred $1 billion of nonprime mortgages from its "held for sale" category to "held for investment" in the first half. Countrywide marked the value of those loans down to $800 million. It also decided to retain as investments, rather than sell, $700 million of prime home equity loans, marking them down to $600 million. Countrywide has said many of those home equity loans were second-lien mortgages used by people who put little or no money down in buying a house.
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
New Superior Album due out soon! Deutsches fortschrittliches Metall fickend Regeln!
I haven't heard anything from these guys in a while. Anyway, this is what I am listening to at the moment while trolling FFC. I have nothing to say that isnt already posted here other than 1 week till vacation + I have started my first batch of AnarchyX's Tin Foil Hat Ale. I hope it doesnt kill anyone or turn them blind. The last time I brewed beer I wasnt even legally able to buy it. Of course that never stopped me. The secret was to hit the Korean liquor stores (T + T liquors in Randallstown!) in Woodlawn/Randalstown dressed like a nice young man in a shirt and tie. I made a killing selling $10 40ouncers to freshman back in the day.
Sunday, August 5, 2007
Now this is what hip hop used to sound like
Fuck the bling bling shit that today's retards listen to and imitate. Anarchy X still remembers the good old days of Public Enemy and Consolidated. (I don't think they ever emerged from the underground?) The video has been updated but the message is still loud and clear.
Saturday, August 4, 2007
Oh crap... Cramer (Mr. Mad Money) loses his shit live on CNBC
Hehehe. Pretty sad. He just sits there crying about how Bernake is flushing the country down the toilet.. I feel no sympathy for Cramer. Eat that shit sandwich you and your buddies made. Fuck CDOs. And fuck the coked up assholes who pushed this crap on the bond markets.
Boomers vs Gen y in the workplace
Sort of interesting article from NYT http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/26/fashion/26work.html?ei=5090&en=f18b67c6e1858da2&ex=1343102400&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss&pagewanted=all
Mostly a bunch of crap IMO. I've met plenty of GenY tards who are some hard working fckers. I think GenX (my group) and GenY need to team up and turn the boomers into soilent green. Remember it’s the boomers who bear responsibility for the situation that this country is currently in. Do the world a favor and kill a boomer today! It’s your patriotic duty.
Mostly a bunch of crap IMO. I've met plenty of GenY tards who are some hard working fckers. I think GenX (my group) and GenY need to team up and turn the boomers into soilent green. Remember it’s the boomers who bear responsibility for the situation that this country is currently in. Do the world a favor and kill a boomer today! It’s your patriotic duty.
Friday, August 3, 2007
SHTF 2007 is underway!
I have some extended family that work (or rather… as of today. Worked) at now uber fucked American Home Mortgage. Based on the volume of dumping by high level execs at Country Wide leads the Anarchy X troll and economic studies institute to predict that they are the next domino to fall. Washington Mutual is probably a wildcard. I think they deserve it but I don’t have any inside info on that place to make anything more than a gut decision. Anyway. Short the shit out of Country Wide Finacial for some easy $$$ in the next two months while my 3rd Qtr 2007 cluster fuck prediction comes true. This will turn tragic. A lot of people are going to lose their homes and asses in the next 6 months. October seems to be the date I am seeing for majority of the 2005 ARM resets
On a happier note. Mrs Anarchy and I were able to find a buyer for our former residence and actually got the 2nd sale in all of Summer 07 in our former neighborhood which was a formerly upscale townhome community in an undisclosed location that has seen better days. 17 homes for sale w 2 abandoned foreclosed houses. Actually it’s a really nice place that I customized the hell out of. So Im going to go celebrate with a bottle of cheap Aussie wine.
On a happier note. Mrs Anarchy and I were able to find a buyer for our former residence and actually got the 2nd sale in all of Summer 07 in our former neighborhood which was a formerly upscale townhome community in an undisclosed location that has seen better days. 17 homes for sale w 2 abandoned foreclosed houses. Actually it’s a really nice place that I customized the hell out of. So Im going to go celebrate with a bottle of cheap Aussie wine.
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Swimming in Quiddity
Where the fuck is the third Book of the Art Clive? It’s been more than 13 years since you graced us with the most anti social villains ever put to pen. (Come on Kissoon is one sick fuck. For God’s sake, he beats off onto his own feces to create his magic killer snakes. Maybe I will try that in the next staff meeting to get out early?). In 1998 Clive said,“its written but maybe eight years out”. There is a new fucking Harry Potter book what, every two years. (Not to bust on HP). Anyway, now that I no longer have piles of research to comb through for grad school + Im burned out on nut job conspiracy and left wing propaganda books, It is time to re-read The Great and Secret Show + Everville in anticipation that maybe #3 is coming soon. In addition, if you have no idea what the fuck I am talking about. Buy these and thank me later.
http://www.amazon.com/Great-Secret-Show-Clive-Barker/dp/006093316X/ref=pd_sim_b_1_img/002-2188061-1421642?ie=UTF8&qid=1186107436&sr=8-3
http://www.amazon.com/Everville-Clive-Barker/dp/0060933151/ref=pd_sim_b_5_img/002-2188061-1421642?ie=UTF8&qid=1186107436&sr=8-3
http://www.amazon.com/Great-Secret-Show-Clive-Barker/dp/006093316X/ref=pd_sim_b_1_img/002-2188061-1421642?ie=UTF8&qid=1186107436&sr=8-3
http://www.amazon.com/Everville-Clive-Barker/dp/0060933151/ref=pd_sim_b_5_img/002-2188061-1421642?ie=UTF8&qid=1186107436&sr=8-3
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