Killing these two fucks would give me major wood.

Set me lose on these two and boy what a mess I would make. I'm talking Hannibal Lecter/ Buffalo Bill style torture killing here. I think only a few other things in the news have set me off like these two (hopefully soon to be dead) fucks.

1. Chinks running over students in tanks. (I was 10 when I watched it live on the news when it was happening)

2. Bodies flowing down a river in Rawanda.

These two tards are one of the main reasons why I hate hillbilly white trash, country music and Republicans (Because they are all part of the same subculture of human trash)

To be fair.. Texas is a shit hole and this type of behavior is pretty common place there. Anyway.. I express a hardy "Eat shit and die" to these two with emphasis on the die part.

Tards: Don't even bother reading this shit

Ha ha... My site is at a higher reading level than a typical newspaper.

Awesome

http://www.yourdailyawesome.com/2007/11/14/photos-from-french-nuclear-test-1970/

The Turd That Just Won't Flush

So it looks like they are getting ready to shut things down at my employer, the Bustling Tard Factory.

Most of the department was let go yesterday because the coked up tards in charge finally snorted through their last gram of Peruvian white and needed to sell some shit on EBay + cut payroll to make ends meet. These are the same Devry School of Business rejects that have helped take the stock from highs of near $40 a share to about .003 and that is if you are able to find a schizophrenic streetwalker that is willing to buy this crap. Most of the company’s treasure has long since been looted and things are pretty bleak. Sounds like fun for AnarchyX. Being the corporate cockroach that I am. (I said cock.. heehehee cock heeeh cock.) I cannot wait to see just how bad it gets as I play my survival game. I will stick it out purely to see just how bad it can get. I want to be there when the few remaining employees are playing out the crack head scene from Menace to Society. Please don’t fire me, come on man… “Hey I’ll suck yo dick!”.
I know what you are thinking. What the fuck is wrong with you Anarchy? Why are you finding this corporate abortion even remotely entertaining and why are you participating in it by staying there (until word of this blog entry reaches HQ)? Well to answer your question
1. I am a sick sick fuck. Really. Ask all of the hobos I have had to skin alive in my basement to finish that suit. (Can’t wait to wear it to interviews! And in my defense, Mrs Anarchy ran over the last two first.)
2. There is no greater lesson in life than spectacular shit flinging total complete failure. In addition, this is a front row seat folks. This company will exist only in grad school textbooks in the end as a tale in how to fuck up and destroy thousands of lives.
Anyway, I saw this coming so I am not surprised by it. (Ok folks how many times have I said we are fucked with a capital F. Next time listen to me. I may be crazy but I am in tune with things like this). You know the end is fucking nigh when you start hearing the following brain dead slogans echoing in meetings (for future reference)
1. They cannot shit can us. We are all they have left. Who will run the place?
2. Things are going to turn around. I hear the next product “Polished Turd 6.0” is going to print money.
3. We need to focus on our core competencies and outsource non-strategic operations.
4. We need to better align our expenses with revenue.
5. The boss just killed that Thai/child prostitute and he is out of coke.
6. I am important and responsible for projects that are scheduled all the way out through next year.

It is the “they won’t take me. It’s just my neighbors” shit that has me disturbed and losing sleep. This is a familiar theme in most countries that have experienced any form of mass genocide (Read Shirley Jackson’s The Lottery for a short fictional overview of the concept). In addition, this sheepish mindset is prevalent throughout corporations and the populace of this country. Wake the fuck up. They are coming for you too. This type of behavior is a trademark of fascism (corporate control of government, which includes privatization of the commons).

Flush……….

Zombie porn

Thanks to the sick fucks who email me links, videos of people shitting on each other ect. I have discovered Zombie porn. An entire new genre of porn dedicated to f-king the undead. Not quite as hot as Necrophilia since it looks a bit staged. I bet you some of these actors arent even really infected at all with anything other than HIV.

Remember that assfucking I told you about.

Yeah you know. (The 2007 Q3 recession) Well I was wrong in that its going to be a hell of a lot worse. The Yen carry trade bubble is about to implode and kick off a global currency crisis akin to the 1998 Asian meltdown only this time its going to be the dollar that is in the middle of all that bukakke. On top of already shaky fundamentals and peak oil - this means you are going to be taking it in the ass just to get by. Of course the sheeple are just going to call Anarchy a frothing tin foil hat nut job and point out that every other day there is a tripple digit gain in the whatever rigged market. But then of course the Zimbabwe exchange has been kicking ass too!. Check this shit out. This country has imploded into a sort of Mad Max in Africa yet the Stock Exchange is going up 10% every day. Sound familiar. Bernake and Bush have been taking advice from Robert Mugabe on their economic policy. So anyway I'm going to go head to the store for some ass lube. It might help pay for gas next week.