Friday, September 28, 2007

Brain-eating amoeba kills six

I'd rather die sky-diving (space-diving?) than to have some parasite kill me from inside my own skull!

Click here

Monday, September 24, 2007

House of a thousand spliffs

Here is one angle I did not think of regarding the current implosion of our economy and housing.

Millions of REO or vacant properties turned into massive Marijuana growing operations. The price of POT is going to crash!

FUCKED DOLLAR

I just grabbed this one for later:
http://fuckeddollar.blogspot.com/

Friday, September 21, 2007

So the next 10 years or so are basically going to suck

I know I know. I have been repeating this like some kind of autistic fucktard but it seems to really be ramping up now. Here is a depressing article from the Atlantic Free Press: http://www.atlanticfreepress.com/content/view/2452/81/
Get ready to watch your $$ go to shit. I think the only positive thing is that in a way we will be seeing true deflation in the sense that if you have cash, banks will be lining up to blow you as a depositor because they are basically flat fucking broke.

On a related note, I'm wrapping up reading this one from Senator Byron Dorgan Take this job and ship it

It is a very good, very disturbing read. Most of what he says I of course already know, but he goes into some details about the mechanics of the middle class bukakke party that are quite disturbing. Gotta love the chapter titled "Disposable Children". This is definitely not a book to read while cleaning my guns as I might be easily inclined to go on an "executive head hunt" which ends with a fresh bowl of fortune 500 CEO or Walton family brains soup. Not that AnarchyX would ever condone Republican/corporate executive hunting and cannibalism. These are really human beings here (hehahaahhaahhahbhbhahahahahahahaahahahaha shit I just blew wine out my nose)

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Resident evil is on

Zombies + chix w guns. and lots of killing and ass kicking.. Kick ass. That reminds me. I need to seriously get back into monitoring the zombie defenses. I probably need to replace a few of the mines near the rear of the property.

hehehee

That was nasty

Thanks sockfucker.. That's just what I needed to see on my site. I can't delete it of course because it is your first amendment right to share images of people shitting milk onto each other. Whatever makes you happy I guess? I hope posting that fulfilled your desire to look at people shitting milk onto each other.

Got Milk?

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Stupid fucking Sepps don't appreciate metal

It seems that every other week there is a big metal/prog metal festival in Scandinavia, UK or Europe where 30 – 100 thousand people attend and all sorts of ass kicking fucking bands come out that would make most of you shit your diapers. How come you fat stupid fucking Sepps don't do this? Are you all too busy shopping at Wall mart, eating thick burgers and listening to Toby Keith sing about sucking a Republican Senator's cock in the airport men’s room. No wonder you all are getting your asses kicked by a bunch of teenagers in fucking pajamas. A nation of Metal hating hip hop/country listening pussys.
(Anarchy X is just bitter because he can’t go to Powerprog 2007 in Atlanta this year)

These guys rock

Cloudscape - Under Fire

Friday, September 14, 2007

Power prog at its finest

New Kamelot video from Ghost Opera: The Human Stain



It sucks that I missed these guys. At least I got to see QRyche last week. That fucking rocked. Their opening band kind of sucked though. They picked up some emo fuck tards from DC on the way. I felt kind of bad for them actually. The lead (if you want to call him that) guitar tard snapped two strings on his opening strum. Unfortunately I was way into my beer and had to give them a heckle. Its pretty sad when you can hear drunk Anarchy X over the band. Anyway back to QRyche. It was probably one of the weaker shows I've seen and I'm only saying that because I have lived to see both QRyche and Dream Theater united on stage (w Fates Warning) at the same time playing an encore. I think the problem was that it was actually the shortest set I have ever seen them do with the exception of the 2005 Judas Preist tour where they were the opening band. Anyway I have to go. Intervention is on soon and I have a box of Sangria to finish.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Man kills self with guillotine

Now this takes some fucking balls. Right up there with killing yourself by eating a tub of beans or beating your own head into the sidewalk!

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/09/12/national/a140553D27.DTL

The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself, police said. The man, from the Detroit suburb of Melvindale, was discovered Monday by workers from a shopping center near his home.

Allen Park Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Covert said police also found several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device.

"I can't even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct," he said. "This man obviously was very determined to end his life."

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

One more shitbag I won't be voting for

Edwards... man what a fucking tool. So much for trying to be a populist and a man of the people (of course true populism was a party full of anti-semetic nut jobs from the late 19th century)

Edwards is of course revealed as a part time whore for a hedge fund that is doing massive foreclosures in his home turf. John please consume shit and die. http://blog.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2007/09/11/edwards_fortresskeeps_crumblin.html

Of course I cannot vote for this shit bag in the primary anyway because I am a registered member of the Anarchist party. heehheh the MD voting does not validate any of the data on the way in meaning you can essentially create a party when you register. So I think when I register with my updated address I am going to change my party affiliation to the Middle Class Bukkake Party.

Monday, September 10, 2007

That shit sandwich sure looks tasty!

Get ready to take a big bite out of it. Shown below are some leaked photos of our proposed North American Union: Amero currency. This is how fucked the system is. First there will be massive asset deflation (currently underway in the credit and real estate markets about to throw us into some nasty times). The Fed's reaction is going to be a counter bout of hyperinflation from my buddy Ben.



When all is said in done, after the dollar is shit you will be carrying these in your pocket as we establish a defacto economic and political union with Canada ,Mexico and and possibly a few others in the region.





On a happy note I have a killer buzz from my Tin Foil Hat Amber, a warm fuzzy kitty on my lap and I'm about to crash. But yeah.. We are so fucked.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Economic cycles

Looks like about 12K from Country Wide are soon to be fucked. This is a seriously bad time to have a career that has anything to do with any form of financial services unless you are one of the fuckers getting XMas bonuses with 7 zeros.

http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/countrywide-financial-plans-cut-up/story.aspx?guid=%7B63ADD1B6-9F15-43CF-8A6B-3BA21F03E45D%7D


Here is a great post from housing doom that cracked me up.
http://housingdoom.com/2007/09/07/nutty-cycles/#more-932
Its sad in retrospect, how many smart people have told me with a straight face how bat shit crazy I was (some co-workers and family/friends names come to mind) to doubt what began in late 2002 and is about to make my paranoid Mad Max vision of America come to life. I think I knew the game was up when every mouth breathing fool I came in contact with was in the process of becoming a big shot real estate investor or dropped out of IT to sell Loans.

3 weeks to go

Kick ass. Three more weeks till the newest member of my personal toddler army is released! Actual due date is in October but I think this one is coming sooner. Mrs Anarchy and I had an open house/happy hour/come drink event last night. Went ok. Some folks are going to feel my wrath on Monday (NF,KK,WK,BS,GG you are all fired) . To the folks that braved the shitty directions, long drive and the 200 yard high grade drop called my driveway - You fucking rock. Good part was we never had more than 8 at once from 3 to 2 so the mess was easy to clean up. No pukers (Al didnt make it). No naked masturbating guy (lost touch with A.V years ago). Total damage left me with way too much beer though, I still have 2 gallons of my first batch left that will get consumed next weekend.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Get your official Riley Martin Piss jugs!

Oh man. This rocks! Riley Martin has begun to sell his own line of piss jugs. Riley is of course a former Howard Stern guest and is so shit house crazy he makes me look sane.

I'm going to have to order one of these. Not only is it cool + its a piss jug - these are very handy at work so I don't have to leave my desk. And when someone pisses me off I can just dump it in their office corner or cubical to get even! Oh boy I can't wait!

http://www.rileymartin.tv/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=pjug&Category_Code=