Im not going to get Sodomized!!

I'm tired and don't feel like posting anything of any substance. (long story, been busy and worn out getting our old house ready for closing on Friday.. .woo hooo Im not going to be Sodomized by the housing bubble!) No more sitting up at night chugging V0dka with a copy of the Economist in one hand and a revolver in the other - playing Russian roulette.
Here is some random funny shit.

Well... Im fucked now

And the sad part is that I didn't even do anything. While paying the Anarchy credit card bill online, I noticed some fraudulent charges including a large donation to an Islamic charity in Michigan to the tune of several thousand dollars. Luckily my bank was able to cancel everything and get me a new card. (I rarely ever use this card so I have a fairly good idea as to which soon to be fucked restaurant ripped the # off for later use)

I guess I should be expecting the storm troopers any minute now to come and haul me away after they see the donation to Durk-Durka-Jihadistan.

Bye bye everyone. It’s been fun. I will write from Guantanamo.

Top drinking buddies of 06

Gotta love modern drunkard magazine. Its one of the few rags I still subscribe to. Being a well informed functional alcoholic is very important these days.

I'm pretty sure I fit the profile for Crazy Mike: Note: pissing out the window is never a good idea. Always bring a piss jug at all times for this! And ALWAYS make sure the window is down before you vomit.

from http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com

Nazis infiltrate public school system

This is old news to Anarchy X but I found this thread on Ben's blog amusing as it hits very close to home with me. Its a comparison of how insane things have gotten at schools in terms of how disciplinary situations are handled. I think I would be in prison shower getting B-fd by my new husband if I tried half the crap I did on a daily basis now. (Lots of trouble up until my last day with no regrets!)

http://www.damnthatscool.com/Comments.aspx?ID=3541#0

Reminder: If its not prog, its probably crap

Actually I think that quote came from Mrs. Anarchy...(Who is a little too into her Rush)

All is not lost in taste!

I was stunned to run into another Kamelot fan in Baltimore of all places (not Norway or Tampa both places seem to be more metal friendly locations than this town). I was "not feeling any pain" busily walking some growlers back to the Anarchy mobile while the wife was in Carter's buying some baby clothes (Arundel Mills, had to hit Du Claw to stock up). Ran into a dude who was cranking Kamelot's Ghost Opera as opposed to the standard Opie shit.. so of course being "that guy" when I've had too much to drink. I had to announce that "You fucking rock man!!" as I staggered up to the prog truck (I’m actually pretty sure it was an old friend of mine who I had lost touch with over the years but I was too loaded to remember. We both had that. I know you dude? Look (Im pretty sure it was Don. Don if you are reading this I’m your buddy from summers of 89/90 when we started that cult. That rocked. Being a cult leader was a lot of fun and good leadership training experience!)

Anyway here is to that other Kamelot/Roy Kahn/Melodic Norwegian prog fan in Baltimore!
Prog fans need to stick together.

Incompetent fools kidnap honorably discharged Iraq combat vet

That is it. . When the thugs in charge start pulling Nazi style shit like this with a touch of incompetence we are fucked. Game over man. This guy was honorably discharged, yet they decided to pull him in anyway thinking that he had deserted.

http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/july2007/260707dischargepapers.htm
Kids this is why you need to make sure that your property is adequately mined and booby-trapped. This will give you adequate time to pull your bug out bag and lay down some counter fire before bolting.

Astronauts flying drunk

Very cool. Apparently there is a bottle to throttle policy at NASA. I wonder if they would take Anarchy X? I always wanted to be a space man!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19979164/

Dear Comcast: You suck. Please die

Ok this is something like week 6 at the new Anarchy family ranch/compound (in an undisclosed location that you cannot afford). The cable and internet of course were ready to go on day one. Because its my fucking job to have this stuff up. How else am I going to conduct arms deals over IRC with foreign nationals while I gather all of this important information to the masses like: Dude hangs from own nuts.. or stick figures being sodomized? Its part of my job. Besides Mrs. Anarchy needs to be able to get to all of her message boards and upload cute photos to snapfish so Grandma Anarchy can ooh and ahh over the little one.
So of course after setting up some new claymores by the perimeter and checking for any Zombie tracks, I put my M4 down and curled up with the laptop to see what kind of gay porn my friends tried to trick me into clicking on in email. And of course I get nothing.
9:30 PM The cable modem light is on. I have an IP address and DHCP is working. Fuck I have to call Comcast. Ring Ring..(IVR menu from hell, pause )
Comcast : How can we help you.
AnarchyX: Internet no worky. I have IP
Comcast : Give us all of your information and the MAC of your modem
AnarchyX: (gives it all up)
Comcast: We can’t talk to your modem
AnarchyX: Im talking to you. I have an IP from you via DCHP. Just moved BTW and you guys fucked this up for 10 hours on day 1. Same symptoms
Comcast: I can’t talk to your modem. Please confirm your MAC
AnarchyX: I can ping the default gateway. My modem sees you
Comcast: Sir we need to send a technician out. The soonest we can come is Saturday.
AnarchyX: Get bent. I can fucking ping the gateway but can’t go out. All DNS lookups are getting forwarded to another IP
Comcast: Sir we will have a local group home resident at your location on Saturday to take a look at it
AnarchyX: Fuck. How am I going to spam people’s messageboards and guest books with gay porn now?
(whole phone call takes 30 minutes)
30 minutes go by. Mrs Anarchy is in tears because she can’t get to http://www.babyzone.com
2nd Attempt:
Comcast : How can we help you.
AnarchyX: Internet no worky. I have IP
Comcast : Give us all of your information and the MAC of your modem
AnarchyX: (gives it all up)
Comcast: I see that you moved recently. And you are a valuable customer
AnarchyX: Get my fucking modem working Trevor. I have things to do here.
Comcast: Well sir it appears that I can’t see your modem
AnarchyX: No shit. How am I getting an IP address and DNS lookup then? I know. I have a secret back door into your shitty network so I can get IP addresses and nothing else.
Comcast: Please reboot your computer.
AnarchyX: What the fuck does that have to do with anything. Im over a router anyway.
Comcast: Please turn off your firewall and virus scanner
AnarchyX: Awwwwww fuck… ( wimpers)
Comcast: Sir we will really have to resolve this with a service visit

3rd Attempt (hour later)
Comcast : How can we help you.
AnarchyX: Internet no worky. I have IP and I just noticed that all DNS entries are being forwarded to a server that gives me a 403 permission error. Please don’t send one of your mouth breathers out.I just want this all to work.
Comcast: Hmmm your account is all jacked up. I can’t see shit. Maybe one of our retards screwed up the transfer while they were playing grab ass with each other?
AnarchyX: Sounds plausible?
Comcast: What is that IP you said you have?
AnarchyX (Gives up IP)
Comcast: I can now see your modem. Let me reset the modem and enable it on your account. I will put a message on your account to let the other retards know that we screwed this up and randomly deactivated your Cable modem.
AnarchyX (wow)
End of call (celebration as I am once again unleashed upon the Internets)

TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME

This one is for CG. I posted this one almost two years ago on ohshit.com.
I think I cried the first time I saw this from laughing so hard.
http://ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/976/page/_the_other__top____most_ridiculous_black_metal_pics_of_all_time.html

This is why offshoring ultimately fails.

To begin with, the next person who uses the word "outsourcing" in reference to IT is going to get my foot up their fucking ass. Outsourcing is the only reason why most people even have a job in IT. Is your company’s IT dept going to write its own Operating system? Duh.
Offshoring however is the nasty globalization plot that is designed to keep the middle class in its place and always on edge. However after reading this news post, I’m not sure how much luck the financial elites (aka Business leaders) are going to have with using India as a long term offshoring hub. It seems that in some provinces the Injuns have a thing for dropping software projects to go burn witches: http://newspostindia.com/report-8434

Tammy Fae DOA: Jesus says.. Nope.

Now lets see what these sick fucks spent untold millions on from mostly poor (and stupid) opies.
http://illicitohio.com/SBNO/heritage/heritage01.html
This is all ruins but cost some big money. I'm not going to pick on her otherwise. Colon cancer is some pretty nasty stuff and I would not wish it on my worst enemies.

Gaahl from Gorgoroth acting.. not so Satanic

You have to admit that it’s kind of funny to see one of these guys doing a grocery store commercial. Imagine Marilyn Manson doing Kmart adds?

Oh shit.. Another Harry Potter book

Well its that time again at the Anarchy household. A Harry Potter book was just delivered to Mrs. Anarchy. This means I probably won't see her until at least Wednesday when she is done with it,unless she does what she did with the last one which means no sleep for two days while reading non stop. There are a few books that I will finally get to read that the Mrs. had been holding hostage. Armed Mad house and Tom Hartman's Screwed (the first chapter has me somewhere between wanting to sit in the garage and turn on the engine or go on a corporate executive head hunt). Anyway its off to crazy uncle Heffeae's (how little Ms Anarchy Z pronounces it) for a mandatory meeting of the local chapter of Active Alcoholics.

Bernake opens mouth: Turd falls out

So this shill for the London based financial globalists (Rothschilds) and the Wall Street thugs that want to enslave you and I just announced that he is going to do something about those naughty abusive loans that are getting ready to DVDA the country’s economy. You know those same loans that Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan was touting as a smart move for consumers just three short years ago:
From: http://fraser.stlouisfed.org/historicaldocs/ag/download/29202/Greenspan_20040223.pdf
"option-adjusted spread" on mortgages suggest that the cost of these benefits conferred by fixed-rate mortgages can range from 0.5 percent to 1.2 percent, raising homeowners' annual after-tax mortgage payments by several thousand dollars. Indeed, recent research within the Federal Reserve suggests that many homeowners might have saved tens of thousands of dollars had they held adjustable-rate mortgages rather than fixed-rate mortgages during the past decade, though this would not have been the case, of course, had interest rates trended sharply upward.”
So let me get this straight: After directly enabling a massive asset and credit bubble with the help of Fed printing presses, the Yen Carry Trade and a steaming pile of insane risky (and ultimately worthless) credit derivatives that only a coked up Bond trader with Asperger’s syndrome can comprehend, Ben is going to get off his ass and do something. It’s too late for the estimated HALF TRILLION dollars in ARMs that are going to reset. Now first of all that is a lot of fucking money anyway but think about how much of that is in properties that are vastly inflated to begin with.
But don’t worry. Ben is going to think up some new rules that could protect
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19850604/ “would-be homeowners and prevent problems from recurring”. Oh never mind. Fuck that half trillion. Those guys, just water under the bridge. Great Ben. What about the more than 1 million Americans who will probably lose their homes this year? I don’t think they will be giving a shit about new policies that you are dreaming up while getting fisted by your Wall Street hedge fund buddies.
Here is how Anarchy X thinks it will play out: A lot of people (including AnarchyX) are going to be
1. Fucked
2. Homeless
3. Pissed off
4. Out of work (Probably you and I)
5. Ready for some head chopping medieval fun!
(This is where Blackwater comes in with their new 6000 acre private training facility where the folks that will protect the likes of Bernake from you and I are currently getting ready http://www.blackwaterusa.com/training/bw_default.asp )

Michael Vick: Eat shit and die

I think he needs to spend some time being trained by Mr. Hangs from Wang below this post. What a sick fuck. Now I admit some things that he did to the dogs - I would love to do to many people that are on a very long list that I write in my own blood. But that's different. I’m talking about publicly torturing particuarly evil fucks like Paul Bremer or maybe Noam Chomsky through genital electrocution (is it ok if that turns me on?), not killing fluffy. I have no love lost for pit bulls but this guy needs to be fucking put down third world style.

This dude is hung!

I guess some men will try anything to make their pecker bigger. This guy goes a little too far in my opinion. My advice , be happy with what you were born with or pay the big bucks for a high tech surgically enhanced 24 inch robo-wang.

When the Shit hits the fan: Urban survival in a meltdown

This was one of my favorite topics from ohshitwearefucked.com so I’m bringing it back. Why? Because it will probably be important in the near future as the Neocon experiment continues to unravel. The same folks who were behind the various Latin American collapses (Chile/Argentina) are part of the same Cabal calling the shots now. So what better way to prepare for what life will be like in the new American century than the wisdom of those who have lived through it in Argentina where economic shit storms are an annual event

http://www.buildanark.net/survival_stories.html
http://www.buildanark.net/survival_stories/ferfal1_1.html

AnarchyX's economic outlook for Q3 2007

A lot of the same with more bukakke for the middle class. Expect massive asset deflation come Q1 2008 with the start of a real recession that "Helicopter" Bernake will not be able to print his way out of. Remember the last time the Dow was flirting with all time records. Get ready because TSHTF is coming late 07 early 08.

I've got ballz of steel!

This is awesome. A collection of videos harrassing online RPG players via their ventrilo servers. Now I'm a big fan of online game play but I think some of these folks need to get out of the basement and stop taking this shit so seriously. Its a game and if you find yourself playing it more than 20 hours a week you need to KSFB (Kill Self, Fuck Body). Anyway this is pretty funny. from http://ventriloharassment.50webs.com/videolist.html

So are we a bunch of fascists?

Not yet but let’s see what criteria has been met so far: FASCISM DEFINITION TheFreeDictionary.com defines fascism as: “A system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator, stringent socioeconomic controls, suppression of the opposition through terror and censorship, and typically a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism.”
· Powerful idea of nationalism - Look at all the tards with flags on their giant SUVs
· Powerful executive control in government - Read the news lately?
· Lower human rights outlook - Ass pyramids
· Corporations wield great power - Read Gangs of America. We definitely have this one
· Idea that National Security is at great risk to some threat - Oh yeah Identifying of enemies/scapegoats that unifies citizens in Patriotism - Them dammn liberals! (replace with labor unions, ect.)
· Mass media controlled by State and Corporations - Its either owned by News Corp or GE
· Military reigns supreme - Ok. Our military is a wreck but this is debatable
· Rampant corruption – Nahhh
· Fixed elections - Diebold
· Unlimited power held by police force - Wait till Blackwater tries to privatize the local police
So it looks like we are probably only a decade away from fully functioning death camps at this rate.... Time to go clean my guns.

From the we are fucked department : Ron Paul warns of staged terror attack

So I guess this is what Chertoff meant by the "Gut feeling" that some shit is about to go down. Not that I’m a fan of Ron Paul. He's just as a much of a fascist as the rest of the pig fucking elite that are trying to enslave us. It just happens that he is honest about a few more things that the rest of the herd is too scared to mention.

Republican presidential candidate, Rep. Ron Paul, said the country is in "great danger" of the U.S. government staging a terrorist attack or a Gulf of Tonkin style provocation, as the war in Iraq continues to deteriorate.

The Texas congressman offered no specifics nor mentioned President Bush by name, but he clearly insinuated that the administration would not be above staging an incident to revive flagging support.

"We're in danger in many ways," Paul said on the Alex Jones radio show. "The attack on our civil liberties here at home, the foreign policy that's in shambles and our obligations overseas and commitment which endangers our troops and our national defense."

Paul was asked to respond to comments by anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan that the U.S. is in danger of a staged terror attack or a provocation of an enemy similar to the Gulf of Tonkin incident in 1964 before the Vietnam War.

During the radio interview, Paul said the government was conducting "an orchestrated effort to blame the Iranians for everything that has gone wrong in Iraq."

The comments come as several prominent terrorism experts have warned the U.S. is facing an increased risk of attack this summer. Earlier this week, in an interview with the Chicago Tribune, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said he had a "gut feeling" the U.S. would be attacked again.

New Queensryche DVD debuts at #1

Too bad no radio station in MD since the late Rock 103 in Grasonville has ever given these guys much air time (circa 1993 when they did the revolution weekends with nothing but Ryche music). I used to have to run wires around my room just to pick up the station. Mrs Anarchy and I got to hang out with them in November at Rams head and try to see them at least 2X a year. Never met a cooler bunch of rock stars. Very laid back and these guys know how to treat their fans. That and there is no better place to see a metal band than at the Rams head. Being a beer/hop snob and metal snob - a craft brew pub concert hall is my vision of heaven.

From their site:

QUEENSRŸCHE's newly released live DVD, "Mindcrime At The Moore", makes an impressive debut at #1 on the Billboard Top Music DVD Chart. This marks the band's first ever #1 chart debut. The double DVD set, released July 3 from Rhino, captures QUEENSRŸCHE's performance of both "Operation: Mindcrime I" and "II" in their entirety in front of a rabid hometown crowd at Seattle's Moore Theatre. The marathon show includes a full theatrical production complete with surround sound, video imagery, actors portraying the concept albums' characters onstage with the band, and a special appearance from the Seattle Seahawks drum line. Billboardhas called the release a "real treat" and "a must for Rÿche and Rollers."

"Mindcrime At The Moore" features singer and chief songwriter Geoff Tate along with guitarists Michael Wilton and Mike Stone, bassist Eddie Jackson and drummer Scott Rockenfield performing all 32 "Mindcrime" tracks plus a two-song encore featuring their signature hits "Jet City Woman" and "Walk In The Shadows". The DVD's bonus features include a tour documentary, a featurette on the band's "Rock & Ride Across America" charity motorcycle ride for the VH1 Save The Music Foundation, and a live performance of "The Chase" from the Gibson Amphitheatre inLos Angeles, featuring Ronnie James Dio's only public appearance as Dr. X.

Sweedes and their viking metal

What is with these people. I guess this is their version of country music. At least there is no goat sodomy involved. It really is overrated. Turn it up, grab your sword and sheild and get ready to piss the neighbors off or maybe just scare the cat.
Here is some Aman Amarth for ya.

FIRST!!!!!

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