My first PM/Dev manager (ok Im revealing some P.I. here but fuck it already) was one of these coked up shit heads. He was a coked up shit head too! (Hi Rob. I see you have not had an IT job since 2000. ahahahahhaah fuck you) The first time I met him when I flew in from the home office, he was in the emergency room because he overdosed on his "medication".
So Mr. Derivatie aka CDO,CMO trader eat it and die. Oh and to the fuck tards who participated on the butt fuckee side of this (any subprimers in the house)
If you read this and think its a good idea depsite the fact that you make 10K a year working at Cletus Mc. Sister fuckers double wide factory - You = too stupid to fucking breath.
*The $483.00 payment is based on the borrower selecting the minimum monthly payment option on a $145,000 adjustable first mortgage loan using a minimum payment interest of 4.00% (which is calculated by taking the actual interest rate minus 3.00%). The actual interest rate is 7.000% with a 7.469% APR.
By selecting this option, the loan has the potential for negative amortization. The minimum payment does not cover all of the interest that is owed for the month and, therefore, you will incur deferred interest that is added on to the balance of the mortgage. You may make the minimum monthly payment for up to 5 years or until your new mortgage balance is 115% of the original mortgage amount.
I'm not making this shit up.
Please everyone involved in this Kill Self Fuck Body!
Monday, August 27, 2007
Come on dude. Im trying to piss. Stop looking at my pee-pee
What is up with the republitards man? Another one turns out to be a closeted stool pusher. Look I love gay people. I've had pleny of gay friends in my life. Fuck if you look at a picture of me from high school you would think i was (Im not. I just wore too much eye liner and nail polish + chains and leather) If you are gay, thats fine but don't turn the public rest rooms into the buttfucking room. Just live your life already get out of the rest room and act like a normal human being who happens to like shoving gerbils up their ass in the bedroom. (poor gerbils..)
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2007/08/breaking-news-s.html
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2007/08/breaking-news-s.html
Afghan opium crop soars to frightening levels!
http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSISL20749120070827
In other news. The wife and I are hosting our first (and probably last for a while) happy hour since fall 2004 Next Saturday (9/8). No Afghani smack though please. Also I planning my next concoction that should be ready by Halloween. This will be Anarchy X's spooky shit Ale. Wormwood + Salvia + Pumpkin + hopped like hell = pants shitting fun! My Tin foil hat amber ale is in stage two (fermenting in the bottle + the bottleing bucket). So far its great. I think I went overboard on the hops though + there is way more sediment than I expected. Still tastest great and should get some of you folks pretty fucked up.
In other news. The wife and I are hosting our first (and probably last for a while) happy hour since fall 2004 Next Saturday (9/8). No Afghani smack though please. Also I planning my next concoction that should be ready by Halloween. This will be Anarchy X's spooky shit Ale. Wormwood + Salvia + Pumpkin + hopped like hell = pants shitting fun! My Tin foil hat amber ale is in stage two (fermenting in the bottle + the bottleing bucket). So far its great. I think I went overboard on the hops though + there is way more sediment than I expected. Still tastest great and should get some of you folks pretty fucked up.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
No I don't want to join your fucking network!
Lately a number of the management chuds at the fucked company that pays me every two weeks to grace them with my stale beer farts have begun to setup profiles on LinkedIn.com. LinkedIn.com is a MySpace for yuppie/professional executive fucks who want to pretend as if anyone gives a shit about whom they blew/blow to move up the corporate ladder.
Of course the entire site is just a big scam to get you to reveal personal information to spammers, scammers, stalkers and the usual recruiter trash + make them add revenue while trying to sell you shit that you don’t want or need. Every other day one of the mouth breathing trogs sends me an invite. Gee, I want to add you because somehow joining your group of ass grabbing retards on this site is going to make my career take off!
Anyway, I will post some vacation pics tomorrow. My first batch of Ale is almost ready for bottling and I probably won’t post until later this weekend because 120 footer (estimate since I didn’t measure the thing with a fucking ruler) went down near the driveway from my neighbor’s yard leaving a path of destruction that means ITS CHAINSAW FUN TIME!!! So I’m going to be a lumber jack for a little while. At least I will have plenty of firewood.
Of course the entire site is just a big scam to get you to reveal personal information to spammers, scammers, stalkers and the usual recruiter trash + make them add revenue while trying to sell you shit that you don’t want or need. Every other day one of the mouth breathing trogs sends me an invite. Gee, I want to add you because somehow joining your group of ass grabbing retards on this site is going to make my career take off!
Anyway, I will post some vacation pics tomorrow. My first batch of Ale is almost ready for bottling and I probably won’t post until later this weekend because 120 footer (estimate since I didn’t measure the thing with a fucking ruler) went down near the driveway from my neighbor’s yard leaving a path of destruction that means ITS CHAINSAW FUN TIME!!! So I’m going to be a lumber jack for a little while. At least I will have plenty of firewood.
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