Here come the bushvilles

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN1850682120071221?pageNumber=2&virtualBrandChannel=0

This man is my hero!

Now this takes endurance. When confronted with having his liter bottle of vodka taken from the tards in airport security he does when any other reasonable kraut would do. (I kid I love the Germans). He chugs it and nearly dies. That's a lot of booze in a short time. Sir, I salute you. (AnarchyX is known for getting swaying, pants shitting drunk from four beers during lunch so I admire a true power drinker)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22219861/

Ben Bernake Action Figures!

I think I'm going to buy this for little Anarchy Z.

2 Girls 1 Cup

This has been circulating through some of my troll arenas for some time. Its fucking disgusting so don't click unless you have a strong stomach. What is really funny is all of the critic and spoof review sites:

http://2girls1cup.com/

Kermit the also provides a review here:

Killing these two fucks would give me major wood.

Set me lose on these two and boy what a mess I would make. I'm talking Hannibal Lecter/ Buffalo Bill style torture killing here. I think only a few other things in the news have set me off like these two (hopefully soon to be dead) fucks.

1. Chinks running over students in tanks. (I was 10 when I watched it live on the news when it was happening)

2. Bodies flowing down a river in Rawanda.

These two tards are one of the main reasons why I hate hillbilly white trash, country music and Republicans (Because they are all part of the same subculture of human trash)

To be fair.. Texas is a shit hole and this type of behavior is pretty common place there. Anyway.. I express a hardy "Eat shit and die" to these two with emphasis on the die part.

Tards: Don't even bother reading this shit

Ha ha... My site is at a higher reading level than a typical newspaper.

Awesome

http://www.yourdailyawesome.com/2007/11/14/photos-from-french-nuclear-test-1970/

The Turd That Just Won't Flush

So it looks like they are getting ready to shut things down at my employer, the Bustling Tard Factory.

Most of the department was let go yesterday because the coked up tards in charge finally snorted through their last gram of Peruvian white and needed to sell some shit on EBay + cut payroll to make ends meet. These are the same Devry School of Business rejects that have helped take the stock from highs of near $40 a share to about .003 and that is if you are able to find a schizophrenic streetwalker that is willing to buy this crap. Most of the company’s treasure has long since been looted and things are pretty bleak. Sounds like fun for AnarchyX. Being the corporate cockroach that I am. (I said cock.. heehehee cock heeeh cock.) I cannot wait to see just how bad it gets as I play my survival game. I will stick it out purely to see just how bad it can get. I want to be there when the few remaining employees are playing out the crack head scene from Menace to Society. Please don’t fire me, come on man… “Hey I’ll suck yo dick!”.
I know what you are thinking. What the fuck is wrong with you Anarchy? Why are you finding this corporate abortion even remotely entertaining and why are you participating in it by staying there (until word of this blog entry reaches HQ)? Well to answer your question
1. I am a sick sick fuck. Really. Ask all of the hobos I have had to skin alive in my basement to finish that suit. (Can’t wait to wear it to interviews! And in my defense, Mrs Anarchy ran over the last two first.)
2. There is no greater lesson in life than spectacular shit flinging total complete failure. In addition, this is a front row seat folks. This company will exist only in grad school textbooks in the end as a tale in how to fuck up and destroy thousands of lives.
Anyway, I saw this coming so I am not surprised by it. (Ok folks how many times have I said we are fucked with a capital F. Next time listen to me. I may be crazy but I am in tune with things like this). You know the end is fucking nigh when you start hearing the following brain dead slogans echoing in meetings (for future reference)
1. They cannot shit can us. We are all they have left. Who will run the place?
2. Things are going to turn around. I hear the next product “Polished Turd 6.0” is going to print money.
3. We need to focus on our core competencies and outsource non-strategic operations.
4. We need to better align our expenses with revenue.
5. The boss just killed that Thai/child prostitute and he is out of coke.
6. I am important and responsible for projects that are scheduled all the way out through next year.

It is the “they won’t take me. It’s just my neighbors” shit that has me disturbed and losing sleep. This is a familiar theme in most countries that have experienced any form of mass genocide (Read Shirley Jackson’s The Lottery for a short fictional overview of the concept). In addition, this sheepish mindset is prevalent throughout corporations and the populace of this country. Wake the fuck up. They are coming for you too. This type of behavior is a trademark of fascism (corporate control of government, which includes privatization of the commons).

Flush……….

Zombie porn

Thanks to the sick fucks who email me links, videos of people shitting on each other ect. I have discovered Zombie porn. An entire new genre of porn dedicated to f-king the undead. Not quite as hot as Necrophilia since it looks a bit staged. I bet you some of these actors arent even really infected at all with anything other than HIV.

Remember that assfucking I told you about.

Yeah you know. (The 2007 Q3 recession) Well I was wrong in that its going to be a hell of a lot worse. The Yen carry trade bubble is about to implode and kick off a global currency crisis akin to the 1998 Asian meltdown only this time its going to be the dollar that is in the middle of all that bukakke. On top of already shaky fundamentals and peak oil - this means you are going to be taking it in the ass just to get by. Of course the sheeple are just going to call Anarchy a frothing tin foil hat nut job and point out that every other day there is a tripple digit gain in the whatever rigged market. But then of course the Zimbabwe exchange has been kicking ass too!. Check this shit out. This country has imploded into a sort of Mad Max in Africa yet the Stock Exchange is going up 10% every day. Sound familiar. Bernake and Bush have been taking advice from Robert Mugabe on their economic policy. So anyway I'm going to go head to the store for some ass lube. It might help pay for gas next week.

Crack is Whack!

I don't know where I find this shit.. But I do. Here is a blog about some dude catching two crack heads BFing in his back yard.

http://keithiskneedeepinmud.blogspot.com/2007/10/crack-is-whack.html

Slacking off

I will be posting some rants that I have stocked up over the last two weeks or so. + The tards at the group home where I work has been especially busy lately. So between diapers overflowing with pooh at home and degenerate chuds hurling their feces at work I haven't had the creative energy to fling my own feces at the internet.

More GOP Buttfuckery

Man this never gets old. Looks like another toe tapper got busted:

GOP Buttfuckers busted

Its a girl

Baby Anarchy was born at 6:12PM EST. I'm not posting pictures here because too many sick fucks frequent this blog.

Service

Brain-eating amoeba kills six

I'd rather die sky-diving (space-diving?) than to have some parasite kill me from inside my own skull!

Click here

This is how I want to die

Kick ass!
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/Story?id=3659189&page=1

House of a thousand spliffs

Here is one angle I did not think of regarding the current implosion of our economy and housing.

Millions of REO or vacant properties turned into massive Marijuana growing operations. The price of POT is going to crash!

FUCKED DOLLAR

I just grabbed this one for later:
http://fuckeddollar.blogspot.com/

So the next 10 years or so are basically going to suck

I know I know. I have been repeating this like some kind of autistic fucktard but it seems to really be ramping up now. Here is a depressing article from the Atlantic Free Press: http://www.atlanticfreepress.com/content/view/2452/81/
Get ready to watch your $$ go to shit. I think the only positive thing is that in a way we will be seeing true deflation in the sense that if you have cash, banks will be lining up to blow you as a depositor because they are basically flat fucking broke.

On a related note, I'm wrapping up reading this one from Senator Byron Dorgan Take this job and ship it

It is a very good, very disturbing read. Most of what he says I of course already know, but he goes into some details about the mechanics of the middle class bukakke party that are quite disturbing. Gotta love the chapter titled "Disposable Children". This is definitely not a book to read while cleaning my guns as I might be easily inclined to go on an "executive head hunt" which ends with a fresh bowl of fortune 500 CEO or Walton family brains soup. Not that AnarchyX would ever condone Republican/corporate executive hunting and cannibalism. These are really human beings here (hehahaahhaahhahbhbhahahahahahahaahahahaha shit I just blew wine out my nose)

Resident evil is on

Zombies + chix w guns. and lots of killing and ass kicking.. Kick ass. That reminds me. I need to seriously get back into monitoring the zombie defenses. I probably need to replace a few of the mines near the rear of the property.

hehehee

That was nasty

Thanks sockfucker.. That's just what I needed to see on my site. I can't delete it of course because it is your first amendment right to share images of people shitting milk onto each other. Whatever makes you happy I guess? I hope posting that fulfilled your desire to look at people shitting milk onto each other.

Got Milk?

Stupid fucking Sepps don't appreciate metal

It seems that every other week there is a big metal/prog metal festival in Scandinavia, UK or Europe where 30 – 100 thousand people attend and all sorts of ass kicking fucking bands come out that would make most of you shit your diapers. How come you fat stupid fucking Sepps don't do this? Are you all too busy shopping at Wall mart, eating thick burgers and listening to Toby Keith sing about sucking a Republican Senator's cock in the airport men’s room. No wonder you all are getting your asses kicked by a bunch of teenagers in fucking pajamas. A nation of Metal hating hip hop/country listening pussys.
(Anarchy X is just bitter because he can’t go to Powerprog 2007 in Atlanta this year)

These guys rock

Cloudscape - Under Fire

Power prog at its finest

New Kamelot video from Ghost Opera: The Human Stain



It sucks that I missed these guys. At least I got to see QRyche last week. That fucking rocked. Their opening band kind of sucked though. They picked up some emo fuck tards from DC on the way. I felt kind of bad for them actually. The lead (if you want to call him that) guitar tard snapped two strings on his opening strum. Unfortunately I was way into my beer and had to give them a heckle. Its pretty sad when you can hear drunk Anarchy X over the band. Anyway back to QRyche. It was probably one of the weaker shows I've seen and I'm only saying that because I have lived to see both QRyche and Dream Theater united on stage (w Fates Warning) at the same time playing an encore. I think the problem was that it was actually the shortest set I have ever seen them do with the exception of the 2005 Judas Preist tour where they were the opening band. Anyway I have to go. Intervention is on soon and I have a box of Sangria to finish.

Man kills self with guillotine

Now this takes some fucking balls. Right up there with killing yourself by eating a tub of beans or beating your own head into the sidewalk!

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/09/12/national/a140553D27.DTL

The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself, police said. The man, from the Detroit suburb of Melvindale, was discovered Monday by workers from a shopping center near his home.

Allen Park Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Covert said police also found several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device.

"I can't even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct," he said. "This man obviously was very determined to end his life."

One more shitbag I won't be voting for

Edwards... man what a fucking tool. So much for trying to be a populist and a man of the people (of course true populism was a party full of anti-semetic nut jobs from the late 19^th century)

Edwards is of course revealed as a part time whore for a hedge fund that is doing massive foreclosures in his home turf. John please consume shit and die. http://blog.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2007/09/11/edwards_fortresskeeps_crumblin.html

Of course I cannot vote for this shit bag in the primary anyway because I am a registered member of the Anarchist party. heehheh the MD voting does not validate any of the data on the way in meaning you can essentially create a party when you register. So I think when I register with my updated address I am going to change my party affiliation to the Middle Class Bukkake Party.

That shit sandwich sure looks tasty!

Get ready to take a big bite out of it. Shown below are some leaked photos of our proposed North American Union: Amero currency. This is how fucked the system is. First there will be massive asset deflation (currently underway in the credit and real estate markets about to throw us into some nasty times). The Fed's reaction is going to be a counter bout of hyperinflation from my buddy Ben.



When all is said in done, after the dollar is shit you will be carrying these in your pocket as we establish a defacto economic and political union with Canada ,Mexico and and possibly a few others in the region.





On a happy note I have a killer buzz from my Tin Foil Hat Amber, a warm fuzzy kitty on my lap and I'm about to crash. But yeah.. We are so fucked.

Economic cycles

Looks like about 12K from Country Wide are soon to be fucked. This is a seriously bad time to have a career that has anything to do with any form of financial services unless you are one of the fuckers getting XMas bonuses with 7 zeros.

http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/countrywide-financial-plans-cut-up/story.aspx?guid=%7B63ADD1B6-9F15-43CF-8A6B-3BA21F03E45D%7D

Here is a great post from housing doom that cracked me up.
http://housingdoom.com/2007/09/07/nutty-cycles/#more-932
Its sad in retrospect, how many smart people have told me with a straight face how bat shit crazy I was (some co-workers and family/friends names come to mind) to doubt what began in late 2002 and is about to make my paranoid Mad Max vision of America come to life. I think I knew the game was up when every mouth breathing fool I came in contact with was in the process of becoming a big shot real estate investor or dropped out of IT to sell Loans.

3 weeks to go

Kick ass. Three more weeks till the newest member of my personal toddler army is released! Actual due date is in October but I think this one is coming sooner. Mrs Anarchy and I had an open house/happy hour/come drink event last night. Went ok. Some folks are going to feel my wrath on Monday (NF,KK,WK,BS,GG you are all fired) . To the folks that braved the shitty directions, long drive and the 200 yard high grade drop called my driveway - You fucking rock. Good part was we never had more than 8 at once from 3 to 2 so the mess was easy to clean up. No pukers (Al didnt make it). No naked masturbating guy (lost touch with A.V years ago). Total damage left me with way too much beer though, I still have 2 gallons of my first batch left that will get consumed next weekend.

Get your official Riley Martin Piss jugs!

Oh man. This rocks! Riley Martin has begun to sell his own line of piss jugs. Riley is of course a former Howard Stern guest and is so shit house crazy he makes me look sane.

I'm going to have to order one of these. Not only is it cool + its a piss jug - these are very handy at work so I don't have to leave my desk. And when someone pisses me off I can just dump it in their office corner or cubical to get even! Oh boy I can't wait!

http://www.rileymartin.tv/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=pjug&Category_Code=

Calling all derivative traders: Eat shit and die

My first PM/Dev manager (ok Im revealing some P.I. here but fuck it already) was one of these coked up shit heads. He was a coked up shit head too! (Hi Rob. I see you have not had an IT job since 2000. ahahahahhaah fuck you) The first time I met him when I flew in from the home office, he was in the emergency room because he overdosed on his "medication".

So Mr. Derivatie aka CDO,CMO trader eat it and die. Oh and to the fuck tards who participated on the butt fuckee side of this (any subprimers in the house)
If you read this and think its a good idea depsite the fact that you make 10K a year working at Cletus Mc. Sister fuckers double wide factory - You = too stupid to fucking breath.

*The $483.00 payment is based on the borrower selecting the minimum monthly payment option on a $145,000 adjustable first mortgage loan using a minimum payment interest of 4.00% (which is calculated by taking the actual interest rate minus 3.00%). The actual interest rate is 7.000% with a 7.469% APR.

By selecting this option, the loan has the potential for negative amortization. The minimum payment does not cover all of the interest that is owed for the month and, therefore, you will incur deferred interest that is added on to the balance of the mortgage. You may make the minimum monthly payment for up to 5 years or until your new mortgage balance is 115% of the original mortgage amount.

I'm not making this shit up.
Please everyone involved in this Kill Self Fuck Body!

Come on dude. Im trying to piss. Stop looking at my pee-pee

What is up with the republitards man? Another one turns out to be a closeted stool pusher. Look I love gay people. I've had pleny of gay friends in my life. Fuck if you look at a picture of me from high school you would think i was (Im not. I just wore too much eye liner and nail polish + chains and leather) If you are gay, thats fine but don't turn the public rest rooms into the buttfucking room. Just live your life already get out of the rest room and act like a normal human being who happens to like shoving gerbils up their ass in the bedroom. (poor gerbils..)

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2007/08/breaking-news-s.html

Afghan opium crop soars to frightening levels!

http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSISL20749120070827

In other news. The wife and I are hosting our first (and probably last for a while) happy hour since fall 2004 Next Saturday (9/8). No Afghani smack though please. Also I planning my next concoction that should be ready by Halloween. This will be Anarchy X's spooky shit Ale. Wormwood + Salvia + Pumpkin + hopped like hell = pants shitting fun! My Tin foil hat amber ale is in stage two (fermenting in the bottle + the bottleing bucket). So far its great. I think I went overboard on the hops though + there is way more sediment than I expected. Still tastest great and should get some of you folks pretty fucked up.

Elevator Phone Sex

Elevator Phone Sex

See more like this on kontraband.com

Dwarf gets his willy stuck in a vaccuum

hahaha
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070820/od_afp/entertainmentbritain;_ylt=AlXo5tVrljZV5XgHqgQ.rJcZ.3QA

Video of a Turtle getting it on with the dishes

Apparently turtles are turned on by tupperware.

No I don't want to join your fucking network!

Lately a number of the management chuds at the fucked company that pays me every two weeks to grace them with my stale beer farts have begun to setup profiles on LinkedIn.com. LinkedIn.com is a MySpace for yuppie/professional executive fucks who want to pretend as if anyone gives a shit about whom they blew/blow to move up the corporate ladder.
Of course the entire site is just a big scam to get you to reveal personal information to spammers, scammers, stalkers and the usual recruiter trash + make them add revenue while trying to sell you shit that you don’t want or need. Every other day one of the mouth breathing trogs sends me an invite. Gee, I want to add you because somehow joining your group of ass grabbing retards on this site is going to make my career take off!
Anyway, I will post some vacation pics tomorrow. My first batch of Ale is almost ready for bottling and I probably won’t post until later this weekend because 120 footer (estimate since I didn’t measure the thing with a fucking ruler) went down near the driveway from my neighbor’s yard leaving a path of destruction that means ITS CHAINSAW FUN TIME!!! So I’m going to be a lumber jack for a little while. At least I will have plenty of firewood.

Need more Conception

This should do the trick. I love In your multitude. I forgot that this site is named after them and here I am babbling about the collapse of our banking system as opposed to ranting about a defunct Norwegian power prog band.



I have my two year old listening to them now. She asks to hear "Rocky Roll" so I have to hand over my MP3 player for her to listen for a few minutes. It beats her being addicted to Lori Berkner and Barney I guess. Oh well, I now have 467 emails to go through. Probably about 90 of them are Nigerian banking scams + 200 or so from work. This is going to be fun.

And so it begins!

Ok now.. Who fucking called it.. (Anarchy X did). Where I fucked up is that who would knew how long this game would last. I figured SHTF would be in late 05/early 06. I was wrong. However what is transpiring is actually not cool. We are starting to see bankruns with Country Wide getting it hard. (I called them fucked back in early July)

Here is what will probably spell the end of the shareholder nation era of wall street - Anarchy X expects this to play out with other too big to fall banks this fall. Expect G-W to shut down the banking system for a few months while we turn into Argentina.

LA times article synopsis:

A rush to pull out cash
Worried about the stability of mortgage giant Countrywide Financial, depositors crowd branches. In Laguna Niguel, Bill Ashmore drove his Porsche Cayenne to the bank's office and waited half an hour to cash out $500,000. "It's got my wife totally freaked out," he said.
By E. Scott Reckard and Annette Haddad
August 17, 2007

Anxious customers jammed the phone lines and website of Countrywide Bank and crowded its branch offices to pull out their savings because of concerns about the financial problems of the mortgage lender that owns the bank.

Countrywide Financial Corp., the biggest home-loan company in the nation, sought Thursday to assure depositors and the financial industry that both it and its bank were fiscally stable. And federal regulators said they weren't alarmed by the volume of withdrawals from the bank.

The mortgage lender said it would further tighten its loan standards and make fewer large mortgages. Those moves could make it harder to get a home loan and further depress the housing market in California and other states.

The rush to withdraw money -- by depositors that included a former Los Angeles Kings star hockey player and an executive of a rival home-loan company -- came a day after fears arose that Countrywide Financial could file for bankruptcy protection because of a worsening credit crunch stemming from the sub-prime mortgage meltdown.

Viking Metal

More nut-crushing Viking metal here:
http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/

I need one of these!

MUST FIND WHERE TO BUY THIS FOR MY BASEMENT!!!

piss controlled video game system to detect if you are too drunk to drive

Love plug

When I was 4, my older sister told me that if I stuck my mom's car key in the upstairs electric socket it would open up a secret door. Being an impressionable child, I followed her commands and was thrown back by the resulting blast of electricity and had some nice burns to show off to my friends. I'm lucky I didn't get killed or burn down the house..

This Fuck-tard takes that story to a whole new level. Yes... He puts his Wee-Wee into the electric socket.

Also I will be on vacation next week so I am turning over the blog to some random degenerates to post. (I follow a strict no electronic device policy when on vacation. I'm plugged in for 51 weeks a year. I need a fucking break)


Loveplug - Watch the best video clips here

WTF? Elvis song used to sell boner pills?

What the fuck is wrong with this country. I just saw (Im sure its been out for a while but I don't whatch much TV so bear with me) an add featuring a group of boner impaired boomer fucks singing Viva Viagra. I don't want to think about these assholes getting hardons. And why are we now using Elvis to sell dick pills? Fuck boomers and thier floppy non functioning cocks.. Get that shit off my TV. I don't want to have to explain to my two year old what an erection is. Its going to be tough enough keeping them away from her when she's a teenager.

Lets have another eat shit and die for Viagra.

Lets have an eat shit and die for Country Wide Financial!

Ha ha.. I told you fuckers this one was next. Did everyone short the hell out of it this week?

Countrywide Hit by Credit Market Woes
By JAMES R. HAGERTY
August 9, 2007 7:16 p.m.

Countrywide Financial Corp. faces "unprecedented disruptions" in debt and mortgage-finance markets that could hurt earnings and the company's financial condition, the Calabasas, Calif., lender said in a regulatory filing.

The company, the largest U.S. home mortgage lender in terms of loan volume, said reduced demand from investors is prompting it to retain more of its loans rather than selling them. The company also has been shoring up its finances. "While we believe we have adequate funding liquidity," it said in a quarterly filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission, "the situation is rapidly evolving and the impact on the company is unknown."

Payments were at least 30 days late on about 20% of "nonprime" mortgages serviced by Countrywide as of June 30, up from 14% a year earlier. Nonprime includes loans to people with weak credit records and high debt in relation to their income, as well as to people who don't document their income or assets. On prime home equity loans, the delinquency rate was 3.7%, up from 1.5% a year before. For all loans, the rate was 5%, up from 3.9%.

In a sign of the growing difficulty in selling loans, Countrywide said that it transferred $1 billion of nonprime mortgages from its "held for sale" category to "held for investment" in the first half. Countrywide marked the value of those loans down to $800 million. It also decided to retain as investments, rather than sell, $700 million of prime home equity loans, marking them down to $600 million. Countrywide has said many of those home equity loans were second-lien mortgages used by people who put little or no money down in buying a house.

New Superior Album due out soon! Deutsches fortschrittliches Metall fickend Regeln!

I haven't heard anything from these guys in a while. Anyway, this is what I am listening to at the moment while trolling FFC. I have nothing to say that isnt already posted here other than 1 week till vacation + I have started my first batch of AnarchyX's Tin Foil Hat Ale. I hope it doesnt kill anyone or turn them blind. The last time I brewed beer I wasnt even legally able to buy it. Of course that never stopped me. The secret was to hit the Korean liquor stores (T + T liquors in Randallstown!) in Woodlawn/Randalstown dressed like a nice young man in a shirt and tie. I made a killing selling $10 40ouncers to freshman back in the day.

Now this is what hip hop used to sound like

Fuck the bling bling shit that today's retards listen to and imitate. Anarchy X still remembers the good old days of Public Enemy and Consolidated. (I don't think they ever emerged from the underground?) The video has been updated but the message is still loud and clear.

Oh crap... Cramer (Mr. Mad Money) loses his shit live on CNBC

Hehehe. Pretty sad. He just sits there crying about how Bernake is flushing the country down the toilet.. I feel no sympathy for Cramer. Eat that shit sandwich you and your buddies made. Fuck CDOs. And fuck the coked up assholes who pushed this crap on the bond markets.

Boomers vs Gen y in the workplace

Sort of interesting article from NYT http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/26/fashion/26work.html?ei=5090&en=f18b67c6e1858da2&ex=1343102400&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss&pagewanted=all
Mostly a bunch of crap IMO. I've met plenty of GenY tards who are some hard working fckers. I think GenX (my group) and GenY need to team up and turn the boomers into soilent green. Remember it’s the boomers who bear responsibility for the situation that this country is currently in. Do the world a favor and kill a boomer today! It’s your patriotic duty.

SHTF 2007 is underway!

I have some extended family that work (or rather… as of today. Worked) at now uber fucked American Home Mortgage. Based on the volume of dumping by high level execs at Country Wide leads the Anarchy X troll and economic studies institute to predict that they are the next domino to fall. Washington Mutual is probably a wildcard. I think they deserve it but I don’t have any inside info on that place to make anything more than a gut decision. Anyway. Short the shit out of Country Wide Finacial for some easy $$$ in the next two months while my 3rd Qtr 2007 cluster fuck prediction comes true. This will turn tragic. A lot of people are going to lose their homes and asses in the next 6 months. October seems to be the date I am seeing for majority of the 2005 ARM resets
On a happier note. Mrs Anarchy and I were able to find a buyer for our former residence and actually got the 2nd sale in all of Summer 07 in our former neighborhood which was a formerly upscale townhome community in an undisclosed location that has seen better days. 17 homes for sale w 2 abandoned foreclosed houses. Actually it’s a really nice place that I customized the hell out of. So Im going to go celebrate with a bottle of cheap Aussie wine.

Swimming in Quiddity

Where the fuck is the third Book of the Art Clive? It’s been more than 13 years since you graced us with the most anti social villains ever put to pen. (Come on Kissoon is one sick fuck. For God’s sake, he beats off onto his own feces to create his magic killer snakes. Maybe I will try that in the next staff meeting to get out early?). In 1998 Clive said,“its written but maybe eight years out”. There is a new fucking Harry Potter book what, every two years. (Not to bust on HP). Anyway, now that I no longer have piles of research to comb through for grad school + Im burned out on nut job conspiracy and left wing propaganda books, It is time to re-read The Great and Secret Show + Everville in anticipation that maybe #3 is coming soon. In addition, if you have no idea what the fuck I am talking about. Buy these and thank me later.
http://www.amazon.com/Great-Secret-Show-Clive-Barker/dp/006093316X/ref=pd_sim_b_1_img/002-2188061-1421642?ie=UTF8&qid=1186107436&sr=8-3

http://www.amazon.com/Everville-Clive-Barker/dp/0060933151/ref=pd_sim_b_5_img/002-2188061-1421642?ie=UTF8&qid=1186107436&sr=8-3

Im not going to get Sodomized!!

I'm tired and don't feel like posting anything of any substance. (long story, been busy and worn out getting our old house ready for closing on Friday.. .woo hooo Im not going to be Sodomized by the housing bubble!) No more sitting up at night chugging V0dka with a copy of the Economist in one hand and a revolver in the other - playing Russian roulette.
Here is some random funny shit.

Well... Im fucked now

And the sad part is that I didn't even do anything. While paying the Anarchy credit card bill online, I noticed some fraudulent charges including a large donation to an Islamic charity in Michigan to the tune of several thousand dollars. Luckily my bank was able to cancel everything and get me a new card. (I rarely ever use this card so I have a fairly good idea as to which soon to be fucked restaurant ripped the # off for later use)

I guess I should be expecting the storm troopers any minute now to come and haul me away after they see the donation to Durk-Durka-Jihadistan.

Bye bye everyone. It’s been fun. I will write from Guantanamo.

Top drinking buddies of 06

Gotta love modern drunkard magazine. Its one of the few rags I still subscribe to. Being a well informed functional alcoholic is very important these days.

I'm pretty sure I fit the profile for Crazy Mike: Note: pissing out the window is never a good idea. Always bring a piss jug at all times for this! And ALWAYS make sure the window is down before you vomit.

from http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com

Nazis infiltrate public school system

This is old news to Anarchy X but I found this thread on Ben's blog amusing as it hits very close to home with me. Its a comparison of how insane things have gotten at schools in terms of how disciplinary situations are handled. I think I would be in prison shower getting B-fd by my new husband if I tried half the crap I did on a daily basis now. (Lots of trouble up until my last day with no regrets!)

http://www.damnthatscool.com/Comments.aspx?ID=3541#0

Reminder: If its not prog, its probably crap

Actually I think that quote came from Mrs. Anarchy...(Who is a little too into her Rush)

All is not lost in taste!

I was stunned to run into another Kamelot fan in Baltimore of all places (not Norway or Tampa both places seem to be more metal friendly locations than this town). I was "not feeling any pain" busily walking some growlers back to the Anarchy mobile while the wife was in Carter's buying some baby clothes (Arundel Mills, had to hit Du Claw to stock up). Ran into a dude who was cranking Kamelot's Ghost Opera as opposed to the standard Opie shit.. so of course being "that guy" when I've had too much to drink. I had to announce that "You fucking rock man!!" as I staggered up to the prog truck (I’m actually pretty sure it was an old friend of mine who I had lost touch with over the years but I was too loaded to remember. We both had that. I know you dude? Look (Im pretty sure it was Don. Don if you are reading this I’m your buddy from summers of 89/90 when we started that cult. That rocked. Being a cult leader was a lot of fun and good leadership training experience!)

Anyway here is to that other Kamelot/Roy Kahn/Melodic Norwegian prog fan in Baltimore!
Prog fans need to stick together.

Incompetent fools kidnap honorably discharged Iraq combat vet

That is it. . When the thugs in charge start pulling Nazi style shit like this with a touch of incompetence we are fucked. Game over man. This guy was honorably discharged, yet they decided to pull him in anyway thinking that he had deserted.

http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/july2007/260707dischargepapers.htm
Kids this is why you need to make sure that your property is adequately mined and booby-trapped. This will give you adequate time to pull your bug out bag and lay down some counter fire before bolting.

Astronauts flying drunk

Very cool. Apparently there is a bottle to throttle policy at NASA. I wonder if they would take Anarchy X? I always wanted to be a space man!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19979164/

Dear Comcast: You suck. Please die

Ok this is something like week 6 at the new Anarchy family ranch/compound (in an undisclosed location that you cannot afford). The cable and internet of course were ready to go on day one. Because its my fucking job to have this stuff up. How else am I going to conduct arms deals over IRC with foreign nationals while I gather all of this important information to the masses like: Dude hangs from own nuts.. or stick figures being sodomized? Its part of my job. Besides Mrs. Anarchy needs to be able to get to all of her message boards and upload cute photos to snapfish so Grandma Anarchy can ooh and ahh over the little one.
So of course after setting up some new claymores by the perimeter and checking for any Zombie tracks, I put my M4 down and curled up with the laptop to see what kind of gay porn my friends tried to trick me into clicking on in email. And of course I get nothing.
9:30 PM The cable modem light is on. I have an IP address and DHCP is working. Fuck I have to call Comcast. Ring Ring..(IVR menu from hell, pause )
Comcast : How can we help you.
AnarchyX: Internet no worky. I have IP
Comcast : Give us all of your information and the MAC of your modem
AnarchyX: (gives it all up)
Comcast: We can’t talk to your modem
AnarchyX: Im talking to you. I have an IP from you via DCHP. Just moved BTW and you guys fucked this up for 10 hours on day 1. Same symptoms
Comcast: I can’t talk to your modem. Please confirm your MAC
AnarchyX: I can ping the default gateway. My modem sees you
Comcast: Sir we need to send a technician out. The soonest we can come is Saturday.
AnarchyX: Get bent. I can fucking ping the gateway but can’t go out. All DNS lookups are getting forwarded to another IP
Comcast: Sir we will have a local group home resident at your location on Saturday to take a look at it
AnarchyX: Fuck. How am I going to spam people’s messageboards and guest books with gay porn now?
(whole phone call takes 30 minutes)
30 minutes go by. Mrs Anarchy is in tears because she can’t get to http://www.babyzone.com
2nd Attempt:
Comcast : How can we help you.
AnarchyX: Internet no worky. I have IP
Comcast : Give us all of your information and the MAC of your modem
AnarchyX: (gives it all up)
Comcast: I see that you moved recently. And you are a valuable customer
AnarchyX: Get my fucking modem working Trevor. I have things to do here.
Comcast: Well sir it appears that I can’t see your modem
AnarchyX: No shit. How am I getting an IP address and DNS lookup then? I know. I have a secret back door into your shitty network so I can get IP addresses and nothing else.
Comcast: Please reboot your computer.
AnarchyX: What the fuck does that have to do with anything. Im over a router anyway.
Comcast: Please turn off your firewall and virus scanner
AnarchyX: Awwwwww fuck… ( wimpers)
Comcast: Sir we will really have to resolve this with a service visit

3rd Attempt (hour later)
Comcast : How can we help you.
AnarchyX: Internet no worky. I have IP and I just noticed that all DNS entries are being forwarded to a server that gives me a 403 permission error. Please don’t send one of your mouth breathers out.I just want this all to work.
Comcast: Hmmm your account is all jacked up. I can’t see shit. Maybe one of our retards screwed up the transfer while they were playing grab ass with each other?
AnarchyX: Sounds plausible?
Comcast: What is that IP you said you have?
AnarchyX (Gives up IP)
Comcast: I can now see your modem. Let me reset the modem and enable it on your account. I will put a message on your account to let the other retards know that we screwed this up and randomly deactivated your Cable modem.
AnarchyX (wow)
End of call (celebration as I am once again unleashed upon the Internets)

TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME

This one is for CG. I posted this one almost two years ago on ohshit.com.
I think I cried the first time I saw this from laughing so hard.
http://ruthlessreviews.com/reviews.cfm/id/976/page/_the_other__top____most_ridiculous_black_metal_pics_of_all_time.html

This is why offshoring ultimately fails.

To begin with, the next person who uses the word "outsourcing" in reference to IT is going to get my foot up their fucking ass. Outsourcing is the only reason why most people even have a job in IT. Is your company’s IT dept going to write its own Operating system? Duh.
Offshoring however is the nasty globalization plot that is designed to keep the middle class in its place and always on edge. However after reading this news post, I’m not sure how much luck the financial elites (aka Business leaders) are going to have with using India as a long term offshoring hub. It seems that in some provinces the Injuns have a thing for dropping software projects to go burn witches: http://newspostindia.com/report-8434

Tammy Fae DOA: Jesus says.. Nope.

Now lets see what these sick fucks spent untold millions on from mostly poor (and stupid) opies.
http://illicitohio.com/SBNO/heritage/heritage01.html
This is all ruins but cost some big money. I'm not going to pick on her otherwise. Colon cancer is some pretty nasty stuff and I would not wish it on my worst enemies.

Gaahl from Gorgoroth acting.. not so Satanic

You have to admit that it’s kind of funny to see one of these guys doing a grocery store commercial. Imagine Marilyn Manson doing Kmart adds?

Oh shit.. Another Harry Potter book

Well its that time again at the Anarchy household. A Harry Potter book was just delivered to Mrs. Anarchy. This means I probably won't see her until at least Wednesday when she is done with it,unless she does what she did with the last one which means no sleep for two days while reading non stop. There are a few books that I will finally get to read that the Mrs. had been holding hostage. Armed Mad house and Tom Hartman's Screwed (the first chapter has me somewhere between wanting to sit in the garage and turn on the engine or go on a corporate executive head hunt). Anyway its off to crazy uncle Heffeae's (how little Ms Anarchy Z pronounces it) for a mandatory meeting of the local chapter of Active Alcoholics.

Bernake opens mouth: Turd falls out

So this shill for the London based financial globalists (Rothschilds) and the Wall Street thugs that want to enslave you and I just announced that he is going to do something about those naughty abusive loans that are getting ready to DVDA the country’s economy. You know those same loans that Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan was touting as a smart move for consumers just three short years ago:
From: http://fraser.stlouisfed.org/historicaldocs/ag/download/29202/Greenspan_20040223.pdf
"option-adjusted spread" on mortgages suggest that the cost of these benefits conferred by fixed-rate mortgages can range from 0.5 percent to 1.2 percent, raising homeowners' annual after-tax mortgage payments by several thousand dollars. Indeed, recent research within the Federal Reserve suggests that many homeowners might have saved tens of thousands of dollars had they held adjustable-rate mortgages rather than fixed-rate mortgages during the past decade, though this would not have been the case, of course, had interest rates trended sharply upward.”
So let me get this straight: After directly enabling a massive asset and credit bubble with the help of Fed printing presses, the Yen Carry Trade and a steaming pile of insane risky (and ultimately worthless) credit derivatives that only a coked up Bond trader with Asperger’s syndrome can comprehend, Ben is going to get off his ass and do something. It’s too late for the estimated HALF TRILLION dollars in ARMs that are going to reset. Now first of all that is a lot of fucking money anyway but think about how much of that is in properties that are vastly inflated to begin with.
But don’t worry. Ben is going to think up some new rules that could protect
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19850604/ “would-be homeowners and prevent problems from recurring”. Oh never mind. Fuck that half trillion. Those guys, just water under the bridge. Great Ben. What about the more than 1 million Americans who will probably lose their homes this year? I don’t think they will be giving a shit about new policies that you are dreaming up while getting fisted by your Wall Street hedge fund buddies.
Here is how Anarchy X thinks it will play out: A lot of people (including AnarchyX) are going to be
1. Fucked
2. Homeless
3. Pissed off
4. Out of work (Probably you and I)
5. Ready for some head chopping medieval fun!
(This is where Blackwater comes in with their new 6000 acre private training facility where the folks that will protect the likes of Bernake from you and I are currently getting ready http://www.blackwaterusa.com/training/bw_default.asp )

Michael Vick: Eat shit and die

I think he needs to spend some time being trained by Mr. Hangs from Wang below this post. What a sick fuck. Now I admit some things that he did to the dogs - I would love to do to many people that are on a very long list that I write in my own blood. But that's different. I’m talking about publicly torturing particuarly evil fucks like Paul Bremer or maybe Noam Chomsky through genital electrocution (is it ok if that turns me on?), not killing fluffy. I have no love lost for pit bulls but this guy needs to be fucking put down third world style.

This dude is hung!

I guess some men will try anything to make their pecker bigger. This guy goes a little too far in my opinion. My advice , be happy with what you were born with or pay the big bucks for a high tech surgically enhanced 24 inch robo-wang.

When the Shit hits the fan: Urban survival in a meltdown

This was one of my favorite topics from ohshitwearefucked.com so I’m bringing it back. Why? Because it will probably be important in the near future as the Neocon experiment continues to unravel. The same folks who were behind the various Latin American collapses (Chile/Argentina) are part of the same Cabal calling the shots now. So what better way to prepare for what life will be like in the new American century than the wisdom of those who have lived through it in Argentina where economic shit storms are an annual event

http://www.buildanark.net/survival_stories.html
http://www.buildanark.net/survival_stories/ferfal1_1.html

AnarchyX's economic outlook for Q3 2007

A lot of the same with more bukakke for the middle class. Expect massive asset deflation come Q1 2008 with the start of a real recession that "Helicopter" Bernake will not be able to print his way out of. Remember the last time the Dow was flirting with all time records. Get ready because TSHTF is coming late 07 early 08.

I've got ballz of steel!

This is awesome. A collection of videos harrassing online RPG players via their ventrilo servers. Now I'm a big fan of online game play but I think some of these folks need to get out of the basement and stop taking this shit so seriously. Its a game and if you find yourself playing it more than 20 hours a week you need to KSFB (Kill Self, Fuck Body). Anyway this is pretty funny. from http://ventriloharassment.50webs.com/videolist.html

So are we a bunch of fascists?

Not yet but let’s see what criteria has been met so far: FASCISM DEFINITION TheFreeDictionary.com defines fascism as: “A system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator, stringent socioeconomic controls, suppression of the opposition through terror and censorship, and typically a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism.”
· Powerful idea of nationalism - Look at all the tards with flags on their giant SUVs
· Powerful executive control in government - Read the news lately?
· Lower human rights outlook - Ass pyramids
· Corporations wield great power - Read Gangs of America. We definitely have this one
· Idea that National Security is at great risk to some threat - Oh yeah Identifying of enemies/scapegoats that unifies citizens in Patriotism - Them dammn liberals! (replace with labor unions, ect.)
· Mass media controlled by State and Corporations - Its either owned by News Corp or GE
· Military reigns supreme - Ok. Our military is a wreck but this is debatable
· Rampant corruption – Nahhh
· Fixed elections - Diebold
· Unlimited power held by police force - Wait till Blackwater tries to privatize the local police
So it looks like we are probably only a decade away from fully functioning death camps at this rate.... Time to go clean my guns.

From the we are fucked department : Ron Paul warns of staged terror attack

So I guess this is what Chertoff meant by the "Gut feeling" that some shit is about to go down. Not that I’m a fan of Ron Paul. He's just as a much of a fascist as the rest of the pig fucking elite that are trying to enslave us. It just happens that he is honest about a few more things that the rest of the herd is too scared to mention.

Republican presidential candidate, Rep. Ron Paul, said the country is in "great danger" of the U.S. government staging a terrorist attack or a Gulf of Tonkin style provocation, as the war in Iraq continues to deteriorate.

The Texas congressman offered no specifics nor mentioned President Bush by name, but he clearly insinuated that the administration would not be above staging an incident to revive flagging support.

"We're in danger in many ways," Paul said on the Alex Jones radio show. "The attack on our civil liberties here at home, the foreign policy that's in shambles and our obligations overseas and commitment which endangers our troops and our national defense."

Paul was asked to respond to comments by anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan that the U.S. is in danger of a staged terror attack or a provocation of an enemy similar to the Gulf of Tonkin incident in 1964 before the Vietnam War.

During the radio interview, Paul said the government was conducting "an orchestrated effort to blame the Iranians for everything that has gone wrong in Iraq."

The comments come as several prominent terrorism experts have warned the U.S. is facing an increased risk of attack this summer. Earlier this week, in an interview with the Chicago Tribune, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said he had a "gut feeling" the U.S. would be attacked again.

New Queensryche DVD debuts at #1

Too bad no radio station in MD since the late Rock 103 in Grasonville has ever given these guys much air time (circa 1993 when they did the revolution weekends with nothing but Ryche music). I used to have to run wires around my room just to pick up the station. Mrs Anarchy and I got to hang out with them in November at Rams head and try to see them at least 2X a year. Never met a cooler bunch of rock stars. Very laid back and these guys know how to treat their fans. That and there is no better place to see a metal band than at the Rams head. Being a beer/hop snob and metal snob - a craft brew pub concert hall is my vision of heaven.

From their site:

QUEENSRŸCHE's newly released live DVD, "Mindcrime At The Moore", makes an impressive debut at #1 on the Billboard Top Music DVD Chart. This marks the band's first ever #1 chart debut. The double DVD set, released July 3 from Rhino, captures QUEENSRŸCHE's performance of both "Operation: Mindcrime I" and "II" in their entirety in front of a rabid hometown crowd at Seattle's Moore Theatre. The marathon show includes a full theatrical production complete with surround sound, video imagery, actors portraying the concept albums' characters onstage with the band, and a special appearance from the Seattle Seahawks drum line. Billboardhas called the release a "real treat" and "a must for Rÿche and Rollers."

"Mindcrime At The Moore" features singer and chief songwriter Geoff Tate along with guitarists Michael Wilton and Mike Stone, bassist Eddie Jackson and drummer Scott Rockenfield performing all 32 "Mindcrime" tracks plus a two-song encore featuring their signature hits "Jet City Woman" and "Walk In The Shadows". The DVD's bonus features include a tour documentary, a featurette on the band's "Rock & Ride Across America" charity motorcycle ride for the VH1 Save The Music Foundation, and a live performance of "The Chase" from the Gibson Amphitheatre inLos Angeles, featuring Ronnie James Dio's only public appearance as Dr. X.

Sweedes and their viking metal

What is with these people. I guess this is their version of country music. At least there is no goat sodomy involved. It really is overrated. Turn it up, grab your sword and sheild and get ready to piss the neighbors off or maybe just scare the cat.
Here is some Aman Amarth for ya.

FIRST!!!!!

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